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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his

check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,

'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd

really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter glanced up and

said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very

wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for

his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around

in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her

overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her

sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above

the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year. '

The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're kiddin ' me!'

The social worker said, 'Yeah, well... you started it.

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