Spring Preview

Quoner · March 2, 2009

This is a gonna be a great spring. This is Dodge's make or break season. This will be the best spring in many seasons with all the new faces and combination of all the returning OL.
Quoner as far as Vizza, when was the last time you threw a freaking pass in a D-1 game. Gio may never play again but that doesn't take what he's done at the HS or collegiate level away. 3 NCAA records, 3rd team freshman All-American, Sunbelt freshman of the year. I love you column, I have spoken to you several times but let it lay. That kid is long gone.
Lets focus on your buddies Dodge and Dodge. Lets focus on the present. YOUR boys (HA) will win you over yet.

I'll try to make sure my jokes come down on your side of things more often. Thanks for calling me out when my joke didn't advance your agenda.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lube up and think about the high school game I had three sacks in while I add part of your post to my signature for posterity.

TheTastyGreek · March 2, 2009

I'll try to make sure my jokes come down on your side of things more often. Thanks for calling me out when my joke didn't advance your agenda.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lube up and think about the high school game I had three sacks in while I add part of your post to my signature for posterity.

I'd just like to say that Quoner did indeed tally three sacks against Denton Ryan back when he played football in high school. That part is not a joke. This next sentence might be.

Because of his tremendous success at the high school level, I think we should hire Quoner as our next head coach. And give him at least 12-15 years to get us back to .500.

Green P1 · March 2, 2009

I'd just like to say that Quoner did indeed tally three sacks against Denton Ryan back when he played football in high school. That part is not a joke. This next sentence might be.
Because of his tremendous success at the high school level, I think we should hire Quoner as our next head coach. And give him at least 12-15 years to get us back to .500.

Those are some exciting sports accomplishments! I once notched two safeties in one game against Aledo back in my high school days. One on an earthshaking CB blitz, and the other on an extremely nonsensical WR screen from the 1 yard line.

Tasty as far as the coaching situation, when was the last time you assembled the coaching staff of a D-1 team? Dodge may never succeed again but that doesn't take what he's done at the HS or collegiate level away. I love you column, I have not spoken to you several times but let it lay. That coach is already here.

Edited March 2, 2009 by Green P1

TheTastyGreek · March 2, 2009

Those are some exciting sports accomplishments! I once notched two safeties in one game against Aledo back in my high school days. One on an earthshaking CB blitz, and the other on an extremely nonsensical WR screen from the 1 yard line.
Tasty as far as the coaching situation, when was the last time you assembled the coaching staff of a D-1 team? Dodge may never succeed again but that doesn't take what he's done at the HS or collegiate level away. I love you column, I have not spoken to you several times but let it lay. That coach is already here.

I am humbled and shamed, sir. The bit about Quoner's high school success making him Dodgeworthy is a long running bit between the two of us.

Does this mean you won't serve as his Defensive Coordinator?

Quoner · March 2, 2009

I am humbled and shamed, sir. The bit about Quoner's high school success making him Dodgeworthy is a long running bit between the two of us.
Does this mean you won't serve as his Defensive Coordinator?

Green P1 puts points on the board. I'd be happy to serve as his assistant, GA or even towel boy.

Green P1 · March 2, 2009

I am humbled and shamed, sir. The bit about Quoner's high school success making him Dodgeworthy is a long running bit between the two of us.
Does this mean you won't serve as his Defensive Coordinator?

Thats a really good question. At this point I'm really not sure. I'd have to seriously consider it.

oldguystudent · March 2, 2009

Can I coach the RBs or TEs? (Uh, never mind about the TEs.)

Sure. And I'll coach the centers on direct snaps.

KRAM1 · March 2, 2009

And where is GreenGuyBass to utter his immortal "who cares" as folks roll on about their mighty HS football careers? Personally, I find it quite exciting to see that Quoner beat up on the Ryan QB on more than one occasion, that 97 and 03 is a GMG.COM bowl stud, and that Green P1 notched a couple of great safties during his HS career. You guys ROCK!

I'll hire all three to coach! :clapping:

GO MEAN GREEN!

Quoner · March 2, 2009

And where is GreenGuyBass to utter his immortal "who cares" as folks roll on about their mighty HS football careers? Personally, I find it quite exciting to see that Quoner beat up on the Ryan QB on more than one occasion, that 97 and 03 is a GMG.COM bowl stud, and that Green P1 notched a couple of great safties during his HS career. You guys ROCK!
I'll hire all three to coach!
GO MEAN GREEN!

But we don't want to coach soccer.

greenminer · March 2, 2009

But we don't want to coach soccer.

He meant Lacrosse.

KRAM1 · March 2, 2009

But we don't want to coach soccer.

Yes you do, you know you are a closet soccer guy. You just aren't ready to come out yet. Don't worry, I won't tell. :no: :thumbsup:

GoMeanGreen1999 · March 3, 2009

Because of his tremendous success at the high school level, I think we should hire Quoner as our next head coach. And give him at least 12-15 years to get us back to .500.

I think 3 sacks against Denton Ryan is more than enough experience and I am SHOCKED that you really think 12-15 years is enough to get us back to .500.