What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?

[Boomer23]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. ... I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. ... Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

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Edited February 26, 2009 by Boomer23

[greenminer]

rofl.

WHY IS THIS NOT IN THE FOOTBALL FORUM?!?

[Green P1]

Probably spend it all on a motor home and season tickets at the new Cowboy's Stadium.

Oh yea.... I'd also buy all the Pitbulls I could find, and kill'em.

Edited February 26, 2009 by Green P1

[UNTflyer]

I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

[oldguystudent]

I would buy AAA insured tax free AMT exempt muni bonds and go live like a golden god in Thailand laughing every day at those who would settle for ONLY two chicks.

[meangreendork]

Buy a large amount of Chinese or Czech-made weapons and start a business as a weapons dealer.

[Censored by Laurie]

If you're gonna pick a way to go...this isn't too far out of the top spot for me

[Green P1]

If you're gonna pick a way to go...this isn't too far out of the top spot for me

Really? Twelve hours? I'm much more of a get in, get out kinda guy.

[KRAM1]

Assuming the $million was a "windfall" of sorts, I would give at least 10% of it to UNT. Really, I would...then my "other universities" would get a cut, my bride and I would take a nice trip, make a few more donations to our favorite charities, non-profits and our church and then invest what's left. Oh, the joy of being able to give a bunch of $$$ to our favorite places. That would be so very much fun.

It's fun just thinking about it. If I won the lottery I would love to give a bunch of it away (yes, of course I would keep "enough" to secure our retirement and help the family out too) so we could see what "ggod works" our donations could make before we were dead!

GO MEAN GREEN!

[forevereagle]

If I had $1,000,000...

Buy a house.

Buy furnature for the house. Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman.

Buy a K-Car, a nice Reliant automobile.

Build a tree fort in the yard. Maybe put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.

Buy a fur coat, but not a real fur coat that's cruel.

Buy an exotic pet, like a llama or an emu.

Buy John Merrick's remains, all them crazy elephant bones.

I wouldn't have to walk to the store. I could take a limousine because it costs more.

I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But I would eat Kraft Dinner, I'd just eat more.

Buy a green dress(for my wife), but not a real green dress, that's cruel.

Buy some art, a Picasso or a Garfunkel.

Buy a monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkey?

[Censored by Laurie]

Really? Twelve hours? I'm much more of a get in, get out kinda guy.

As am I...I've just never been challanged to a twelve hour affair...I'm not saying I'd by them dinner, just that sometimes they need to be put in their place and shown twelve isn't out of the realm of possibility.

If I had $1,000,000...

Buy a house.

Buy furnature for the house. Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman.

Buy a K-Car, a nice Reliant automobile.

Build a tree fort in the yard. Maybe put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.

Buy a fur coat, but not a real fur coat that's cruel.

Buy an exotic pet, like a llama or an emu.

Buy John Merrick's remains, all them crazy elephant bones.

I wouldn't have to walk to the store. I could take a limousine because it costs more.

I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But I would eat Kraft Dinner, I'd just eat more.

Buy a green dress(for my wife), but not a real green dress, that's cruel.

Buy some art, a Picasso or a Garfunkel.

Buy a monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Well played.

[forevereagle]

Well played.

Glad somebody got it.

[SCREAMING EAGLE-66]

--He has not priced Picasso's lately..

Emu?? ... I shot one of those things at the ranch ... He was one big mean rooster that did not like my looks ... he even made a run at my son.....he never got there..

[forevereagle]

--He has not priced Picasso's lately..

Emu?? ... I shot one of those things at the ranch ... He was one big mean rooster that did not like my looks ... he even made a run at my son.....he never got there..

And somebody that didn't get it...

[greenminer]

If I had $1,000,000...

Buy a house.

Buy furnature for the house. Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman.

Buy a K-Car, a nice Reliant automobile.

Build a tree fort in the yard. Maybe put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.

Buy a fur coat, but not a real fur coat that's cruel.

Buy an exotic pet, like a llama or an emu.

Buy John Merrick's remains, all them crazy elephant bones.

I wouldn't have to walk to the store. I could take a limousine because it costs more.

I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But I would eat Kraft Dinner, I'd just eat more.

Buy a green dress(for my wife), but not a real green dress, that's cruel.

Buy some art, a Picasso or a Garfunkel.

Buy a monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Canadian.

[UNTFan23]

Canadian.

and sadly there are no bare naked ladies either.

[KingDL1]

Buy a large amount of Chinese or Czech-made weapons and start a business as a weapons dealer.

I can hook you up I know a dealer in Bulgaria, he has warehouses full of weapons and ammo. SKSs and AKs are most plentiful.

[KingDL1]

If you're gonna pick a way to go...this isn't too far out of the top spot for me

I would say that has to about the best way I have ever heard of.

I am pretty sure I could have made it 12 hours if I was still in my 20s without any help. I went 10 hours with my sex crazed girl friend in Padre once and I would have gone longer not because of lack of desire but we were so sore and chafed at that point we could not continue, or even walk. Barely could the next day.

[Censored by Laurie]

I would say that has to about the best way I have ever heard of.

The only reason its not on top for me is that my lifelong goal is to win the Darwin Award. This may get nominated, but there's bound to be a dumber death at some point this year.