33,366

[Censored by Laurie]

1,850,642

1,850,642 Texas Douches and 1 Suicide Bomb Douche.

[ForneyGreen]

I wonder if we'll ever catch Allama Iqbal Open University in Islamabad, Pakistan:

1,850,643

With the student athletics fees, we could buy the Cowboys, turn them Mean Green, and DOMINATE college football.

Suck it, horns!

Maybe they'll get a D1 team soon.

Sorry UTSA... looks like AIOU is Sun Belt bound.

[Quoner]

1,850,642 Texas Douches and 1 Suicide Bomb Douche.

Do they have towers there? Perhaps with ways to help tell time?

/pulls collar nervously

[Censored by Laurie]

Do they have towers there? Perhaps with ways to help tell time?

/pulls collar nervously

Do you think "Whitman" translates well into Urdu?

[BeanCounterGrad'03]

Do they have towers there? Perhaps with ways to help tell time?

/pulls collar nervously

Oooooooo! So dark!

[NT03]

I love those billboards - I saw five people pull over and contact the university on 635 the other day. That or there was a wreck. I can never tell.

Post of the day

[UNTflyer]

I wonder if we'll ever catch Allama Iqbal Open University in Islamabad, Pakistan:

1,850,643

With the student athletics fees, we could buy the Cowboys, turn them Mean Green, and DOMINATE college football.

Suck it, horns!

"During the last 30 years, it has matured into a national university offering various programs through non-formal education systems throughout the country. The main objectives of the university are to provide facilities to people who cannot leave jobs and home for their educational uplift."

Sounds like a Middle-East version of University of Phoenix.

[oldguystudent]

I just want to know what their mascot is.

[DirtySavage]

I just want to know what their mascot is.

I tried to think of something whitty but everything I thought of came off racist , stereo- typical, and insensitive.

So I'm not going to touch that one.

[DeepGreen]

I just want to know what their mascot is.

Allama Iqbal Open University Blazing Yaks

[Quoner]

I tried to think of something whitty but everything I thought of came off racist , stereo- typical, and insensitive.

So I'm not going to touch that one.

I'll go

[Censored by Laurie]

I'll go

Oh.My.

[UNT90]

I'll go

They're a bill? On Capital Hill?

[forevereagle]

They're a bill? On Capital Hill?

Not exactly. They're more like a towel...

[Green P1]

I'll go

Exhibit C

[Quoner]

Exhibit C

Exhibit D is on the VVIP board as we speak.

[Censored by Laurie]

Exhibit D is on the VVIP board as we speak.

That one may've been a bit over the top. I alerted mod aztecskin and you may have to take a VVIP ban

[Green P1]

Exhibit D is on the VVIP board as we speak.

Why must I be tormented so?