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I want to be in that meeting...

Boss - "So, we've got these products, and we're thinking mini-infomercial style of advertising. We need a "Billy Mayes" type of announcer, but we don't have the budget."

Staffer - "Well, Vince in accounting has a facial disfigurement and has a strikingly annoying voice all packaged with a bad New York accent, but he gets laid more than Hugh Hefner, so he must be a halfway decent salesman..."

...and the rest was history.

Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go dry off my Slap Chop with my Shamwow.

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