What Are The Questions You Have To Ask Yourself

eulessismore · January 14, 2009

Here are a few of the questions I've been asking myself for the last couple of days:

1. Am I someone who believes in a 30 foot chicken; or more likely a 6 foot Riley?

2. Is there a conspiracy going on, and if so, does that mean somebody knows what's going on?

3. Will my football team realize that the opponents end zone is really where they want to be, and stop backing up as they approach it?

4. Do parents who realize that their boy child will be a quarterback consult baby naming books which advise using a last name for a first name, such as "Riley", "Chase", or "Graham". If so, will that make competing more difficult for one of my favorites, named "Nathan", or should I just stay Tuned?

5. Will I ever know what happened with Stebo on "the road trip"?

oldguystudent · January 14, 2009

4. Do parents who realize that their boy child will be a quarterback consult baby naming books which advise using a last name for a first name, such as "Riley", "Chase", or "Graham".

If so, then the entire male population of my daughter's elementary school in Frisco is destined for football greatness. I don't think it's quarterback names. I think it's trendy affluent suburbia names.