You Don't Have To...

[Quoner]

Respond True or False to the following statements

1. If you liked Vizza, you must hate Riley.

2. If you support Riley now, Vizza is a horrible quitter and you are glad to see him go.

3. If you question Todd Dodge, you are metaphorically burning an American flag

4. If you support Todd Dodge, you also wanted to give Hitler a few more years to see how WWII would have played out.

5. If you defend things about former Coach Dickey, you obviously want him back.

6. In the middle of an emotional issue, you must never, ever look at the center of things and try to find middle ground and make some sort of peace.

7. If Dodge loses next year, RV should be tarred and feathered and sent on the first rail to Domino's Headquarters in Ann Arbor

8. If RV doesn't notice my pretty shirt, he should be tied to a chair and given the modern James Bond treatment

9. If you are able to detect sarcasm, message boards are less fun.

10. CBL is a hippy, commie Yankee d-bag with a gringus for an ear.

Good luck!

Edited January 13, 2009 by Quoner

[Censored by Laurie]

Answer the following true/false questions honestly:

1. If you liked Vizza, you must hate Riley.

2. If you support Riley now, Vizza is a horrible quitter and you are glad to see him go.

3. If you question Todd Dodge, you are metaphorically burning an American flag

4. If you support Todd Dodge, you also wanted to give Hitler a few more years to see how WWII would have played out.

5. If you defend things about former Coach Dickey, you obviously want him back.

6. In the middle of an emotional issue, you must never, ever look at the center of things and try to find middle ground and make some sort of peace.

7. If Dodge loses next year, RV should be tarred and feathered and sent on the first rail to Domino's Headquarters in Ann Arbor

8. If RV doesn't notice my pretty shirt, he should be tied to a chair and given the modern James Bond treatment

9. If you are able to detect sarcasm, message boards are less fun.

Good luck!

Not a single one of those is a question

Edited January 13, 2009 by Censored by Laurie

[mad dog]

TY Sports is AWOL.

I lament it's absence, and

Pine for its return.

[LongJim]

One night in a Dearborn hotel room, I ordered a Domino's 'everything' pizza, and even had the anchovies. One of the best pizzas I've ever had.

[JayDub]

TY Sports is AWOL.

I lament it's absence, and

Pine for its return.

You're one syllable off from having a haiku there.

[DeepGreen]

One night in a Dearborn hotel room, I ordered a Domino's 'everything' pizza, and even had the anchovies. One of the best pizzas I've ever had.

And now Sicily has officially blocked the sale of anchovies to the U.S.

[mad dog]

TY Sports is AWOL.

I lament it's absence, and

Pine for its return.

It's not 5-7-5?

[Green P1]

1. False

2. True

3. True

4. False

5. True

6. True

7. False

8. False

9. False

10. I'm not into taking shots at people here.

Grade me please.

[Green Lantern]

10. I'm not into taking shots at people here.

Dont worry. He loves attention. Sweet, sweet attention. I know from experience.

[Got5onIt]

1.false

2.false

3.false

4. True

5.True

6.True

7.true

8.false

9.True, very True

I'll add in a bonus True/False "question"

10. For every loss Dodge obtains, a kitten is put to death.

Edited January 13, 2009 by Got5onIt

[yyz28]

1 - 7 are all false.

8 - 10 are all true.

Easy Test...

[GoMeanGreen1999]

10. For every loss Dodge obtains, a kitten is put to death.

You might check with Tina.....something about they were looking for another writer and this definately would qualify.