Porn Industry In Need Of Govt Bailout

[UNT_playmaker]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/07/p...t_n_155878.html

You've got to be kidding me....

[GreenMachine]

as much money as a few individuals on here contribute to the porn industry, I would think they could single handedly bail them out.

I won't mention names but you know who you are

[Quoner]

PIZZA PATROL!!!!

Edited January 9, 2009 by Quoner

[GreenMachine]

single-handedly is generally the way to go.

I'd like to say I'm a double hander but I'd be lying.

[meangreendork]

No, I like naked women as much as the next guy, but this is getting silly. They need to figure something out so they can stay afloat without borrowing from Uncle Sam, like reworking something in their business model that means people still actually buy from them. It's like the movie industry asking for the government to pony up on a loan. I'm almost certain that the porn industry isn't as broke as the auto industry, which is bleeding more in a single day than the whole porn world made in one year.

Edited January 7, 2009 by meangreendork

[Bryan316]

Just because no one wants to buy your poorly-filmed boob flashing in a crowded bar doesn't mean you're entitled to a bailout.

[gksmith]

Two things thrive no matter what:

Sex

Religion

No bailout needed.

[oldguystudent]

You've got to be kidding me....

Yes. They are kidding. It's Larry Flynt.

[Quoner]

Once again, sarcasm and stunts to make a point escape the majority of you...

[greenminer]

Once again, sarcasm and stunts to make a point escape the majority of you...

Points are better made by "Thanks, Mean Joe"

[KingDL1]

I think it is funny as hell, I am sure Flynt is playing games just to screw around. Heck if everybody else has their hand out why not him.

Maybe UNT should look to for a Stadium bailout and build a really nice stadium.

Edited January 8, 2009 by KingDL1

[GreenMachine]

I think it is funny as hell, I am sure Flint is playing games just to screw around. Heck if everybody else has their hand out why not him.

Maybe UNT should look to for a Stadium bailout and build a really nice stadium.

why don't we let Flynn pay us some big bucks with his bailout money and name our new stadium T & A field at Hustler Stadium.

[oldguystudent]

why don't we let Flynn pay us some big bucks with his bailout money and name our new stadium T & A field at Hustler Stadium.

I like it! Larry Flynt's Hustler Field and Men's Club! One free lap dance at half time with your scanned ticket stub!

[GreenMachine]

I like it! Larry Flynt's Hustler Field and Men's Club! One free lap dance at half time with your scanned ticket stub!

Instead of cheerleaders we will have Hustler Honeys and our secondary mascot will be Chester!

[Quoner]

why don't we let Flynn pay us some big bucks with his bailout money and name our new stadium T & A field at Hustler Stadium.

I don't know if his estate would go for it.

[EagleD]

Is that what is meant by inserting a stimulous package?

[SCREAMING EAGLE-66]

---It is so obvious that they really do need a bail-out. After all the actors and actresses are so poor they can't afford clothing even when being filmed..

[UNT_playmaker]

In a truthfulness....

The porn industry was the only industry to see a jump in revenue after the govt. bailout. They profited the most as the majority of people used the bailout money on porn..... what a waste.... just get it for free.....idiots...

[Quoner]

In a truthfulness....

The porn industry was the only industry to see a jump in revenue after the govt. bailout. They profited the most as the majority of people used the bailout money on porn..... what a waste.... just get it for free.....idiots...

It's like a Kram post meets natural selection meets...well, Playmaker. Beautiful.