Bcs Decided Wwii

[AnotherEagleFan]

found this on Big Gold Nation and thought that you might enjoy:

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II US Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the

BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS

declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories

beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and

continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France,

Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses

came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of

work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers

deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS

commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and

Germany.

The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head

contests--they consider each contest to be only a single,

equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US;

but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been

criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to

enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland

was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were

incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional

forces."