Humor For The Holidays

OldTimer · November 28, 2008

For the next few days I am going to post some humor to take our mind off our problems:

Here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas

1. If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there ...you may live in Texas

2. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time...you may live in Texas

3. If your've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number...you may live in Texas

4. If vacation means going somewhere south of Dalls for the weekend you may live in Texas.

5. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas

6. If you know people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas

7. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas (doesn't apply to major cities ...my addition)

8. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas

9. If the speed limit is 55 mph...your' going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas (only on major freeways away from large towns..my addition.

10. If you find 60 degrees a little chilly, you may live in Texas

11. If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends and others...you definately live in Texas

OldTimer · November 28, 2008

For the next few days I am going to post some humor to take our mind off our problems:
Need to be cheered up?
Happy Texas
Pep, TX
Smiley TX
Paradise TX
Rainbow TX
Sweet Home TX
Comfort TX
Friendship TX
Love the Sun
Sun City, TX
Sunrise TX
Sunset Tx
Sundown TX
Sunray TX
Sunny Side TX
Here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks form Texas
1. If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there ...you may live in Texas
2. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time...you may live in Texas
3. If your've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number...you may live in Texas
4. If vacation means going somewhere south of Dalls for the weekend you may live in Texas.
5. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
6. If you know people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas
7. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas (doesn't apply to major cities ...my addition)
8. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
9. If the speed limit is 55 mph...your' going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas (only on major freeways away from large towns..my addition.
10. If you find 60 degrees a little chilly, you may live in Texas
11. If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends and others...you definately live in Texas

OldTimer · November 28, 2008

For the next few days I am going to post some humor to take our mind off our problems:
Updated 11-28 at 1:05 PM
Want something to eat?
Bacon, TX
Noodle, TX
Oatmeal TX
Turkey, TX
Trout, TX
Sugar Land TX
Salty, TX
Rice, TX and top it off with
Sweetwater TX,
Need to be cheered up?
Happy Texas
Pep, TX
Smiley TX
Paradise TX
Rainbow TX
Sweet Home TX
Comfort TX
Friendship TX
Love the Sun
Sun City, TX
Sunrise TX
Sunset Tx
Sundown TX
Sunray TX
Sunny Side TX
Here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks form Texas
1. If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there ...you may live in Texas
2. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time...you may live in Texas
3. If your've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number...you may live in Texas
4. If vacation means going somewhere south of Dalls for the weekend you may live in Texas.
5. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
6. If you know people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas
7. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas (doesn't apply to major cities ...my addition)
8. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
9. If the speed limit is 55 mph...your' going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas (only on major freeways away from large towns..my addition.
10. If you find 60 degrees a little chilly, you may live in Texas
11. If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends and others...you definately live in Texas