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Man, I can't wait to pleasure myself* to these photos later! GMG!

*Note: In my world, "pleasuring myself "is simply eating a nice ham sandwich during my lunch break and reading (or looking at) interesting accomplishments within the Mean Green community. Please don't confuse the issue or make a mountain out of molehill.

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KRAM1

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Nice...VERY nice. In fact, I have a copy of Avid Golfer in my office as we speak! You gotta love those "cart girls"!

GO CART GIRLS!!!!

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KRAM1

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Barking at the Moon again, DeepGreen???? Kind of like...just what would you do with it if you caught it???? Would you remember????

Just kidding.....and looking in the mirror!!!! :lol:

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Man, I can't wait to pleasure myself* to these photos later! GMG!

*Note: In my world, "pleasuring myself "is simply eating a nice ham sandwich during my lunch break and reading (or looking at) interesting accomplishments within the Mean Green community. Please don't confuse the issue or make a mountain out of molehill.

Under the circumstances, sir, I believe that is your job. The task at hand, if you will.

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Quoner

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Remember your heart Kram! Gotta keep your blood pressure under control. :lol:

I like to imagine the Kram1, Greendozer and Greenalums buddy pyramid as God's cruel and unforgiving response to everything that I, Tasty, and countless others have been doing for almost 3 years....

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Wow...

a name with bone in the title, a pimp avatar, and knowing all these girls personally.... AND QUONER ISN'T MAKING JOKES?!

Is he dead, can someone check his house?

Actually, I think ebone wanted to start a discussion of who we all know personally...then at the end we can vote to see who dropped not just the most, but also the best names based on a High School clique-ish grading system which he has personally concocted while peering into the windows of various golf cart girls at night. I'll start:

I personally know:

- 3 Sports radio 1310 The Ticket personalities

- Tim Smith, McKenzie Smith and Paul Alexander, three of the founding members of the Denton band Midlake

- Neff

- Tony Blair (kinda...he's teaching at Yale these days and infrequently stops by one of my local pubs...so basically I've shared a beer with the man and listened while other people whipped his ass)

- NBDL star, NBA 12th man on the roster Keith Langford

- Singer-songwriter Caitlyn Hessell

- UNT_92_Fan

Thats my list...I don't expect it to really be in contention when this whole thing plays itself out...and sorry that I don't have an airbrushed picture of Tony Blair holding a golf club to add...like I said, I was really only just in his pressence.

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Quoner

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Actually, I think ebone wanted to start a discussion of who we all know personally...then at the end we can vote to see who dropped not just the most, but also the best names based on a High School clique-ish grading system which he has personally concocted while peering into the windows of various golf cart girls at night. I'll start:

I personally know:

- 3 Sports radio 1310 The Ticket personalities

- Tim Smith, McKenzie Smith and Paul Alexander, three of the founding members of the Denton band Midlake

- Neff

- Tony Blair (kinda...he's teaching at Yale these days and infrequently stops by one of my local pubs...so basically I've shared a beer with the man and listened while other people whipped his ass)

- NBDL star, NBA 12th man on the roster Keith Langford

- Singer-songwriter Caitlyn Hessell

- UNT_92_Fan

Thats my list...I don't expect it to really be in contention when this whole thing plays itself out...and sorry that I don't have an airbrushed picture of Tony Blair holding a golf club to add...like I said, I was really only just in his pressence.

I personally know:

- 4 Sports radio 1310 The Ticket personalities

- 3 people at CW33

- The fat guy from Bowling for Soup waved at me in a bar

- Met Dan Quayle when I was 9

- Plenty of national aviation reporters

- Business TV producers

- Chase Daniel OMFG!

- Kerry Wood's high school best friend

- Jesus

- I've exchanged emails with Brett Vito :ph34r:

- George Bush Sr.

- Robert Gates

- Nolan Ryan offered me his peanuts at a Rangers vs. Angels game last year

- Tastygreek

- Adler

- Greenminer

- Thad on ponyfans.com

- Mandy

- Mose Schrute

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Green P1

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Actually, I think ebone wanted to start a discussion of who we all know personally...then at the end we can vote to see who dropped not just the most, but also the best names based on a High School clique-ish grading system which he has personally concocted while peering into the windows of various golf cart girls at night. I'll start:

I personally know:

- 3 Sports radio 1310 The Ticket personalities

- Tim Smith, McKenzie Smith and Paul Alexander, three of the founding members of the Denton band Midlake

- Neff

- Tony Blair (kinda...he's teaching at Yale these days and infrequently stops by one of my local pubs...so basically I've shared a beer with the man and listened while other people whipped his ass)

- NBDL star, NBA 12th man on the roster Keith Langford

- Singer-songwriter Caitlyn Hessell

- UNT_92_Fan

Thats my list...I don't expect it to really be in contention when this whole thing plays itself out...and sorry that I don't have an airbrushed picture of Tony Blair holding a golf club to add...like I said, I was really only just in his pressence.

I personally know:

- 2 Ticket personalities: Black Cloud & Drop Artist

- Kevin Kolb, 2nd round draft choice Eagles QB of the future

- Justin Leonard, golfed with him on five or six times

- David Feherty, one of my fathers regular skeet/trap shooting buddies

- I'll cancel your Neff out.

- The Feds, Matt, Jason, Mathew and Ben

- Fat Bassist from Bowling For Soup, Lived with the Feds right down the street from me. Almost ran him over on multiple occasions because he's too important to hurry across the street. He loves to drive around cranking their shitty music.

- Tons of smokin hot chicks who probably have pictures on the internet that I just don't know about

- Troy Aikman, Peed in the urinal right next to him on the third floor of the Student Union

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Quoner

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Wow, you 3 sure know a lot of guys. I expected as much from Quoner, but the other two are surprising :D

Mandy demands an apology.

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