I Put My Scrotum In The Toaster This Morning

[Quoner]

And I'm still nowhere close to the stupidest person here.

[Green P1]

And I'm still nowhere close to the stupidest person here.

[Quoner]

Make a pyramid, you crazy F-ers!

[Censored by Laurie]

I was late for work today because I spent 5 minutes searching my apartment for my car keys. They were in my back pocket.

I also just spent the last 7 minutes watching the Ricky Gervais clip.

Does that make me the stupidest person on here?

[Green P1]

My response to all the recent retardness on the football board has been to post almost nothing but stupid gifs.

I've also been busted like five times giggling at said gifs at work.

I also just used the word retardness and thought nothing of it until I re-read this post.

I don't think I'm the stupidest person on here.

Edited October 30, 2008 by Green P1

[Eagle1855]

To me, 'scrotum' is one of those words that perfectly resembles the object which it describes. Kind of like 'puke' or 'lazer'- it just works.

[Green Mean]

Scrotum and toaster.....there's something about those words together that seems very very sexy.

I am thinking that still does not make me the stupidest person here. Just a thought.

[EagleChick03]

Wow.

[The Fake Lonnie Finch]

To me, 'scrotum' is one of those words that perfectly resembles the object which it describes. Kind of like 'puke' or 'lazer'- it just works.

We called them 'clusticles' back in the day. Then, it was 'jimmies.' Although, in the painfully ongoing process of potty training our two year old son, I now go with 'goobers.' I don't want my son to think people name their sons after part of the male anatomy. so 'jimmies' is out.

[emmitt01]

We called them 'clusticles' back in the day. Then, it was 'jimmies.' Although, in the painfully ongoing process of potty training our two year old son, I now go with 'goobers.' I don't want my son to think people name their sons after part of the male anatomy. so 'jimmies' is out.

Especially since in hip hop circles a "jimmy" actually refers to the twig and not the berries.