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Actually, it looks like Christ is a running back. I kind of expected more than 10 yards a carry, but I don't think He's ever been too concerned with showboating outside of miracles and resurrections, so it works.

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Actually, it looks like Christ is a running back. I kind of expected more than 10 yards a carry, but I don't think He's ever been too concerned with showboating outside of miracles and resurrections, so it works.

While I stand by my statement that Jesus plays both ways if need be, there is no doubt that he is a QB. Also it should be noted that he shares his fathers taste in favorite team.

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Don't let them back you down.

Black rim glasses? As far as I'm concerned anyone that wears glasses is the enemy....... unless they finally get around to perfecting those glasses that correct colorblindness.

Apple anything? Worthless.

Obama stickers? Isn't that guy a radical Muslim? Radical Muslims hate sports and freedom.

Anti-Religion? If more people in this world loved football half as much as Jesus, Fouts would have been replaced long ago. Just look at his zeal for sport.....jesus_football.jpgjesus-football.jpg

Looks to me like Jesus runs a Dickeyball offense.

Perhaps we're struggling now because we've angered God?

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Looks to me like Jesus runs a Dickeyball offense.

Perhaps we're struggling now because we've angered God?

Remember that it was Jesus that said "Blessed are the Cheesemakers". Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

The chosen one for the Cheesemakers was the deciple Saint Farve Faver Farev Brett who crusaded through the air to do the Lord's work.

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