Monday Morning Lolz!

[Quoner]

If you missed it over the weekend, here's the hot post game reaction threads you can always count on to pick up your spirits headed into the off week.

Today we have:

A thread about how we don't respect the SEC for scheduling us: http://www.gomeangreen.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=42870

Two(!) angry rants at Vito:

http://www.gomeangreen.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=42864

http://www.gomeangreen.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=42866

The end of Riley Dodge's career: http://www.gomeangreen.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=42847

With the exception of one thread, I'm not including intentionally funny (funny like hooking a car battery to the testciles) tongue-in-cheek GGII posts.

The obligatory "positives" thread - with an eloquent look at DD to make Tasty feel like a STATS Inc. intern: http://www.gomeangreen.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=42859

And a look back and what we wanted out of this game before it happened: http://www.gomeangreen.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=42838

What to watch for this week:

Someone looking down at SMU

A joke about how we can beat the BYE week - or at least cover the spread

Gratuitous Cowboys talk and reaction

POLITICS - Happy 9/15!

A request for JayDub to get well soon

Utah State mockery (careful though, they are outscoring us 41-35 in three games)

A call for Dodge to be fired

And who knows what else! That's half the fun!

GMG!

[The Fake Lonnie Finch]

SMU is way worse than us...I mean, how could they not be with a student body dressed like they stole the wardrobe of "Father Knows Best."

BYE sucks, too, probably worse than us, SMU, Utah State, and Idaho combined. I think Ramone Flanagan coaches at BYE this year.

I keep hearing how T.O. used to play for the Eagles and he didn't like Donovan McNabb - even though McNabb actually got Philly into a Super Bowl and Tony Romo can't even win one playoff game.

Sarah Palin is a babe and worthy of my vote. I'm sexist the other way...work, woman, work...and keep yourself in shape and raise a family in the meantime as well (And, bomb Iran, too, if you all win, baby!). Who can deny a woman who can work, talk and play sports, hunt, fish, raise a family - and keep her body in shape? And, in shape after five kids, you all! I mean, really, look at Hillary - one kid and she can't keep the weight off. And, no real executive experience. She wasn't the mayor of any of the many tiny, little Arkansas towns, was never a governor. Pssht. What a fraud Hillary is. Palin is the All-American woman. I hope she wears a Wonder Woman outfit the night of the election...either that or a Catwoman suit.... Meow!

JayDub, get well soon.

The only reason Utah State has outscored us is that Dodge doesn't have his players running the offense yet. I mean, look at the QB Vizza, a Darrell Dickey guy. The runningbacks - all recruited by Darrell Dickey. Surprise find Alex Lott...a Dickey walk-on. I mean, Darrell Dickey didn't even know what to do with Casey Fitzgerald. Look at what Todd Dodge has done, though. He's ridden the former outcast, walk-on - practically the Diet Coke Boy II under Dickey - to a stellar 2-15 career mark.

If Dodge isn't fired by noon tomorrow, no more money to the UNT cause! None! Not a red cent! It all goes to Texas Lutheran in honor of Vern Lundquist!

[mad dog]

TFLF FTW!!!

[oldguystudent]

Two weeks in and I make Quoner's list. Should I be flattered, insulted or just plain frightened?

In other news:

Someone looking down at SMU

Well, they are due south of me. I look down on them from a map's point of view.

A joke about how we can beat the BYE week - or at least cover the spread

This is no joking matter. I'm giving the points and taking the BYE

Gratuitous Cowboys talk and reaction

Hey! Did anyone see that the Cowboys are playing the Eagles tonight? I can't believe they signed Don Henley to an extension!

POLITICS - Happy 9/15!

If Sarah Palin really is Tina Fey, I'm all in favor of drilling.

A request for JayDub to get well soon

The mylar balloons are in the mail.

Utah State mockery (careful though, they are outscoring us 41-35 in three games)

Of course they're worse than us. The real score is in the tailgating...UNT -- 5.5% beer, USU -- 3.2% beer

A call for Dodge to be fired

Perhaps for some halftime entertainment, Dodge could be fired from the UNT cannon onto a big, wide-cast, super-forgiving safety net.

[good_ken]

I suspect that uniform talk will crop up, as it's been awhile.

[TheColonyEagle]

It's been amazing seeing the influence Green Grenade has had on this board through the years.

He's a trend setter!

[oldguystudent]

I suspect that uniform talk will crop up, as it's been awhile.

Oregon's got green uniforms. Perhaps we should follow their lead and strive for a color combination each week that is even more gawdawful than the week prior.

[GoMeanGreen1999]

I suspect that uniform talk will crop up, as it's been awhile.

Speaking of this, has anyone seen those California helmets? About as bad as those Oregon uniforms - which by the way, the ones they had on last week looked like they were wearing knee pads.

[GoMeanGreen1999]

I suspect that uniform talk will crop up, as it's been awhile.

Speaking of this, has anyone seen those California helmets? About as bad as those Oregon uniforms - which by the way, the ones they had on last week looked like they were wearing knee pads.

Wonder how much trouble their fans have of getting one of the Oregon jerseys?