How Do You?

[oldguystudent]

How do you keep a Tulsa fan in suspense?

I'll tell ya' later.

What do you call the sight of a plumber under the sink with his pants creeping down, exposing his crack?

Tulsa Cleavage.

You know you're staying in a Tulsa motel, when you call up the front desk to say you gotta leak in the sink, and the guy says, "Go ahead."

What does a Tulsa divorce and a tornado have in common?

One way or the other someone is losing their trailer!

How did the Tulsa find his sister in the woods?

Not bad.

How did the Tulsa fan respond to all the Tulsa jokes?

YO MOMMA!

[GreenBat]

How do you keep a Tulsa fan in suspense?

I'll tell ya' later.

What do you call the sight of a plumber under the sink with his pants creeping down, exposing his crack?

Tulsa Cleavage.

You know you're staying in a Tulsa motel, when you call up the front desk to say you gotta leak in the sink, and the guy says, "Go ahead."

What does a Tulsa divorce and a tornado have in common?

One way or the other someone is losing their trailer!

How did the Tulsa find his sister in the woods?

Not bad.

How did the Tulsa fan respond to all the Tulsa jokes?

YO MOMMA!

Get a Tulsa grad off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza, and remind him next time, he'd better get to your house in under 30 minutes or the pizza is free.

Keep a Tulsa football player off your front Lawn?

Put up a goal post.