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Ignore the yellow windbag, he's like a sore, you never get rid of it if you pick at it. It goes away if you ignore it.

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tulsafanintexas's Mom is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals"

That should read, "His mom is so ugly, she tried to ugly in the olypmics, but was rejected due to her not maintaining her amatuer status."

Posted

His mom's embarassed because she's the sister with the nudie pics.

I'd like to see asluT play K-State...wow, they bet UAB.

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Price of his mom: $4.17 (the change in your car's ashtray)

Hot dog to smack her with: 1.99 for an 8-pack at Kroger

Smacking them both with your weiners after they lose: Priceless

Where tulsafan is involved, we take what we want. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

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Wow, tulsafan is THAT guy, what a douchebag. Please, come meet me at the game so I can give you a beer and then smash it over your head.

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