The Greatest Safety Report....ever.

[JayDub]

So, Great Lakes operates 19-seat Beech 1900's in and out of Denver International to small Essential Air Service communities in the Mountain West. Keep in mind, the Beech 1900 does not have an onboard lavatory since the flights are typically very short.

The following is a real Irregular Operations Report (IOR) explaining why the flight made an unscheduled return to the gate without any true operational-related issue that required a gate return.

Read...and laugh 'til you crap your pants.

Edited August 24, 2008 by JayDub

[UNTFan23]

Read...and laugh 'til you crap your pants.

Obviously the captain almost did in his.

[KingDL1]

Much better then dropping bomb at altitude.

Funny report!

[JesseMartin]

That's awesome.

A lady shit on the floor at Denny's today. Walked along, still dropping little deuces as she went along. Even paused at the front to complain about the service before leaving. I'm not sure if I'm glad I missed it.

I've had bad service lots of times, but it never led to me shitting on the floor afterwards.

[Quoner]

I've had bad service lots of times, but it never led to me shitting on the floor afterwards.

People always say they haven't, but I bet you can't prove you haven't.