What Have I Missed?

[JesseMartin]

Damn laptop died in Feb. I went around and around with the repair shop, then moved to Phoenix and had to play catch-up with bills until a friend bought me a new laptop. How briefly can you break down what I missed?

[meangreenacct]

Gas prices suck. Democrats are wimps and Republicans hate the environment. Oh, and Barack Obama is a Muslim who hates babies and kicks dogs.

[Eagle1855]

Oh, and Barack Obama is a Muslim who hates babies and kicks dogs.

Speaking of, pit bulls were literally created in an underground lab by Satan himself (ie: George Soros) in a join effort with SMU's leadership to find yet another way to keep UNT down.

[Green Mean]

John McCain claimed that his Viagra does not work anymore.

[JesseMartin]

Interesting. I don't know about Viagra, but I called both Extenze and Enzyte, and neither of them has a pill that does the opposite of what the ones they advertise do. I figured if somebody came up with a pill that "increases male whatever", they'd have the other, but nope.

[greenminer]

Don't forget faildogs and a few brief cameos by our beloved resident engineer.

[Quoner]

Sadly, no one has bowed up and threatened to kick another poster's a$$ for about 5 months.

[NT Drummer]

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes...

[BeanCounterGrad'03]

Going on 4 months of suck since March Madness ended.