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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in everyHigh School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

And my favorite....

University of North Texas has ended the silent phase of their fundraising efforts to replace Fouts Field with a $480 million, 27,500 capacity football stadium.

untphd Veteran

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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in everyHigh School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

And my favorite....

University of North Texas has ended the silent phase of their fundraising efforts to replace Fouts Field with a $480 million, 27,500 capacity football stadium.

Damn, I was wondering where this was going.

Quoner Veteran

Quoner

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The rainbow colors really make this work - and not just because I am man-hungry homosexual.

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Quoner Veteran

Quoner

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It's never too early to plan your frequent trips to lovely Mexifornia.

You just named the Red Hot Chili Peppers album that will be released in 2029.

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GoMeanGreen1999 Rising Star

GoMeanGreen1999

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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in everyHigh School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

And my favorite....

University of North Texas has ended the silent phase of their fundraising efforts to replace Fouts Field with a $480 million, 27,500 capacity football stadium.

Definately the best post of the month. This should be on the main board.

Green Mean Enthusiast

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University of North Texas has ended the silent phase of their fundraising efforts to replace Fouts Field with a $480 million, 27,500 capacity football stadium.

This is most definitely the most realistic prediction of the future. I would not be surprised.

SCREAMING EAGLE-66 Rookie

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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

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About time the liberals got even...LOL....

In the 1600's the right-wing ultra-conservative religious nuts (Puritans) were hanging so-called liberals as Witches if they dared questioned their beliefs. So much for the fable of coming to America for religious freedom.

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DeepGreen Grand Master

DeepGreen

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About time the liberals got even...LOL....

In the 1600's the right-wing ultra-conservative religious nuts (Puritans) were hanging so-called liberals as Witches if they dared questioned their beliefs. So much for the fable of coming to America for religious freedom.

Gosh! I didn't know Nancy Pelosi's family went back that far.

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The future, DeepGreen?

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Nestle Tollhouse morsels will become so moist and chewy that we will no longer fear death.

Men will discover the reason that women go to the bathroom in groups - to secretly make out.

MDH Rising Star

MDH

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The future, DeepGreen?

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A woman will play and win a tournament for the PGA. When the PGA stands for Poontang Golfers Association.

The New York Knicks and N' Sync will sue each other, each claiming it was their idea to be five guys who suck.

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