Mzrgie Has Me Trained, But Doesn't Know Crap

[Green Grenade II]

Since it's been a couple of years since I posted her genius in the sports world....here's an update, or as CNN would say "BREAKING NEWS"....FLASH FROM FARMERS BRANCH:

Idiot neighbor, Mary, is even more out of touch than Margie when it comes to college football. Mary is an OU fan, which is NOT good news for the people in Norman ( named aftrer a geek

who grew up close to OU). Norman's dad would tell him, "Norman, you will never amount to anything, now go clean off those glasses and get back to polishing my boots. I have to go to work over at

BIG RED AUTOS. Got some OU players wanting to test drive a few LEXUS for 6 months."

Stay tuned.