The Official "why Don't We...." Thread

[The Fake Lonnie Finch]

...(You Fill In The Blank). I'll start.

...have Wheaties boxes with Todd Dodge's picture on it.

[Quoner]

...Ever get to be the big spoons?

[Greigns]

Woot! I finally got approved to post some stuff... so for my first post--

Why don't we stick with the current helmet and eagle logo; they're awesome and just need some more exposure (i.e. time).

Also, why don't we wait till we've strung a few great seasons together and got a new stadium to worry about a new conference so that we can have our pick, just my humble opinion.

Edited July 9, 2008 by Greigns

[Boomer23]

....have at least 2 football stadiums with 3 baseball teams and a rich alumn who likes to donate

[Green Lantern]

...offer every recruit that UT, A&M, & Tech do.

[LongJim]

...do it in the road?

[Eagle1855]

...ever get to eat the biscuit?

[UNTFan23]

... stop talking about joining the WAC.

... stop creating a new thread about how we need a new stadium every other week and how the athletic department is letting us down by not announcing we'll be breaking ground for the new stadium in 2020.

... stop talking about fixing "the problem" and actually do it.

[Cr1028]

...throw Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge

[Quoner]

...throw Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge

Awesome - you damn spider monkey.

[gangrene]

...have black uniforms?

...have kelly green UA shoe laces?

...have helmet stickers?

...have a beat reporter that blows smoke up our collective arses?

...have more than one 2009 commitment on July 9, 2008?

...have ESPN Gameday broadcast live from our campus?

...get any preseason top 25 votes?

...have a student fee for athletics?

...have a stadium that can hold our expected enrollment in the year 2050 even though only 5% of the student body will attend a game?

...have the Goodyear blimp for our homecoming game?

...have a mascot cage on campus to house our live eagle (or is it Mean Green) mascot, a la Baylor?

...get invited to the Big XII or comparable BCS league?

[Cr1028]

Awesome - you damn spider monkey.

Yay! Somebody got it, that made my day.

[MDH]

.....grab shovels and start the ground work for a new stadium ourselves?

[Travis]

why don't we destroy fouts and build an exact replica on the other side of the highway.

[forevereagle]

... just enjoy where we are instead of complaining about where we think we should be.

Edited July 9, 2008 by forevereagle

[Quoner]

acknowledge that woman be shoppin' at the mall?

[Eagle1855]

...play a little game called "just the tip"

[Quoner]

Live together?

(that reference was even gay for me)

[KingDL1]

Why have I not got to see or taste this Green Kool-Aid everyone talks about?

Does it taste good? Is it for sale?

[filmerj]

Why have I not got to see or taste this Green Kool-Aid everyone talks about?

Does it taste good? Is it for sale?

No because our licensing partner won't allow it. oh wait why won't our licensing partner allow for the sale of green kool-aid?

Edited July 9, 2008 by filmerj

[LongJim]

...pull my finger?

[Green P1]

buy ad space in SMU's student run Newspaper?

[GoMeanGreen1999]

...have kelly green UA shoe laces?

Great thread title for sure.

why don't we destroy fouts and build an exact replica on the other side of the highway.

Genius.

[UNT_92_Fan]

...meet at the top of a tall flight of stairs and talk about the pregancy test results?

[SHOSS]

... commit 5 dollars from every member of this board to the mean green club every time someone makes reference to a new stadium.... starting ....right.....now... you know, like the cussing jar.