Colleges And Their Mascots..........

[ADLER]

Well, it's a slow time of the year....Not much going on....Time to sit around and make fun of other people.

Forget Aggys, Bares, Whorns, Phonies, Latex, and the Muts....

Here are a few of the nicknames that have been used to reference college football programs on message boards. Some are clever, some maybe not so.

Please post them if you can think of others.

Oklahoma State's home town Stillwater..............Stoolwater

Letterman's alma mater Ball State.....................BallS-taste

Tulsa's Golden Hurricanes.................................Golden Showers

TULSA in the mirror..........................................A-SLUT

(New Mexico State) N.M.S.U...............................Enemas-U

Utah Utes.........................................................Cousin Vinny's "What the Hell is a Ute"

Vanderbilt Commodores....................................Commode-Odors

Miss State.........................................................Mis-Stake

Wichita State Shockers......................................The only collegiate hand sign that's better known than 'Hook em Horns"

Eastern Michigan Hurons.....................................Urines

Virginia Cavaliers...............................................Cadavers

The University of Miami.......................................The Ewe

Florida State Seminoles........................................Seminals

Edited July 3, 2008 by ADLER

[LongJim]

eATMe

Blow-U

UT-Norman

Toolsa

Florida State Criminoles

Vag-in-ya

[gangrene]

TULSA in the mirror..........................................U-SLUT

Shouldn't that be "A SLUT"?? I don't know any mirrors that can make an "A" look like a "U".

[trud1966]

State Penn

[Mean Green Matt]

Tulsa U backwards would be the best. U a slut.

[SouthernMustang]

Some people call us:

* Ole Mess

* Old Mrs (I dont get how that's funny)

* Ole P*ss

LSU = LS-Who or Corn Dog U

TCU = Trash Can Univ

OU = Zero U

UH = Cougar High

I can't think of any others right now..

[PerryG2480]

Well, we can't forget about ourselves!

- grUNTs

- Weak Green (who could forget the NMSU students with a big sheet that said this walking through our student section in '02 before we eventually finished them off. This was the night I became Mean Green forever.)

- Denton Teacher's College

- North Texas State

- ...and the obligatory "C" before our three letter moniker.

[SAGreenFan]

Well, we can't forget about ourselves!

- grUNTs

- Weak Green (who could forget the NMSU students with a big sheet that said this walking through our student section in '02 before we eventually finished them off. This was the night I became Mean Green forever.)

- Denton Teacher's College

- North Texas State

- ...and the obligatory "C" before our three letter moniker.

I have also seen us referred to as the Greenie Weenies, and the Crayolas

[UNTflyer]

USC Gamecocks.

You just can't improve on this.

[ADLER]

Marshall .....The Thundering Turd!

[ADLER]

Western Kentucky Pillpoppers

[ADLER]

Arkansas-Litter Box Trojans

[emmitt01]

Or my personal favorite...both from a professional and humor standpoint.

The Book 'Em Horns.

Edited July 3, 2008 by emmitt01

[MeanMag]

I once got a giggle when I saw U of Michigan's hometown on a Notre Damn fan's teashirt:

Ann Arbor is a Whore.

[CMJ]

UCLA - FUCLA, The extension Cal Campus

California - Berzerkly

USC - University of Spoiled Children, The Condoms, University of South Central, and about 27 others

Edited July 3, 2008 by CMJ

[Guest GrayEagleOne]

Middle Tennessee is also known as the eMpTies. Just be thankful that Central Florida did not choolse Middle Florida as their name because they would have forever been known as the MFers.

Edited July 3, 2008 by GrayEagleOne

[MDH]

Fresno State University (FSU) = Firearms & Samurai swords University (thanks to our gully basketball teams in the late 90s...where one team member actually was caught with a samurai sword)