Balls Or Guts

[FirefightnRick]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really Know the

difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition

for each is listed below.

GUTS -- is arriving home late after a night

out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts

to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS

-- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume

and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having

the balls to say: "You're next, fatty!"

I hope this clears up any

confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no

difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in

death.

Rick

[GreenBat]

[KRAM1]

Priceless!