Ever Wonder Why We Created The Term "texas Douche?"

[Quoner]

Screech Powers does not approve of shameless front-running dual-loyalties. He'd tell you to be true to your school before going all Davenport on your face.

http://www.ponyfans.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.p...asc&start=0

Maybe the people on this board with no Texas, Texas A&M and Oklahoma affiliation (i.e. degree) will realize how stupid they sound when they pimp another big time school here. Man, this is a slow day.

[MeanGreenZen]

Have you ever seen the Zach Galifianakis bit about the guy who talks about the Garfield movie too much? A bunch of you are the guys who use the word "douche" too much. It's like this is PeeWee's Playhouse and everyone is supposed to scream and run around every time someone posts the word "douche". Feel free to call me a "douche" for pointing this out.

Edited December 28, 2007 by MG Insurance Pro

[Quoner]

Have you ever seen the Zach Galifianakis bit about the guy who talks about the Garfield movie too much? A bunch of you are the guys who use the word "douche" too much. Feel free to call me a "douche" for pointing this out.

Wow, Zach Galifianakis? Was Dane Cooke busy?

The term is intentionally created that way. Feel free to change it to AWMFOPWTTCS (a**hole who makes fun of people who tried to commit suicide)

[Keith7]

Pony fans are idiots..

[GreenBat]

Pony fans are idiots..

And that surprises you?

They follow SMU.

[good_ken]

Have you ever seen the Zach Galifianakis bit about the guy who talks about the Garfield movie too much? A bunch of you are the guys who use the word "douche" too much. It's like this is PeeWee's Playhouse and everyone is supposed to scream and run around every time someone posts the word "douche". Feel free to call me a "douche" for pointing this out.

ok, then maybe tomorrow's word of the day should be smegma.

[GreenMachine]

ok, then maybe tomorrow's word of the day should be smegma.

Smegma aka Dick Cheese. Now that's a word worthy of saying frequently and in numerous situations.

[JesseMartin]

Wow, according to the definition, it also applies to women. Yummy. *Blaarrgghh*

I usually prefer any team from Texas doing well to prove that TX football is king. As long as they aren't playing us, or being douches like Mack Brown was before the TCU game, I'd prefer the Evil Empires of our state over those from another...though an addendum to this is that when a mid-major team like Boise, Hawai'i, or Utah is looking to crack the system, I'm rooting for them to take down The Man and run the board.

Of course, I'm also happy when the 'Belt teams do well so our conference doesn't look as much like a puppy to the big dogs.

I guess, then, my preference would be:

1) UNT

2) Midmajor BCS

3) Sun Belt upset wins

4) Any team from the great state of Texas

[FirefightnRick]

Funny stuff.

Rick

[FirefightnRick]

Did I mention that was funny stuff?

Rick

[good_ken]

I think there's a new poster child for the "Texas Douche."

There is a thread over on texags where some folks went to town on this douche in photoshop. Good stuff.