New Darwin Award Candidate?

[island eagle]

A Florida man was arrested after trying to open a bank account with a million dollar bill. Not even considering the fact that the U.S. has never printed a $1 million dollar bill, it was a poor forgery. This just came through on A.P.

[Censored by Laurie]

A Florida man was arrested after trying to open a bank account with a million dollar bill. Not even considering the fact that the U.S. has never printed a $1 million dollar bill, it was a poor forgery. This just came through on A.P.

I'm not sure that the use of a forged bill is enough to remove one from the gene pool, as is required by the Darwin Awards.

Fighting the urge to comment on last sentence...

[UNT_92_Fan]

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[UNTflyer]

Correct. A Darwin Award is given to "honour people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion."

The only one I can recall that did not involve death was when a man was running from the police and castrtated himself climbing over a razor wire fence.

Edited November 28, 2007 by UNTflyer

[Censored by Laurie]

Correct. A Darwin Award is given to "honour people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion."

The only one I can recall that did not involve death was when a man was running from the police and castrtated himself climbing over a razor wire fence.

My all time favorite is the guy who replaced a fuse in his truck with a bullett...which of course overheated and discharged into his genitals.

Just watch the 2006 movie called "The Darwin Awards" not bad...kinda corny, but kinda funny

Its been my life long goal to win a Darwin...

[GreenBat]

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His nickname is AD, as in All Day, not AP.

[UNT_92_Fan]

Listen to the Ticket and he is referred to as AP...

And he isn't All Day... he is... good until someone hurts me.

[island eagle]

I'm not sure that the use of a forged bill is enough to remove one from the gene pool, as is required by the Darwin Awards.

Fighting the urge to comment on last sentence...

Trust me, this fellow won't be around long.

[GreenBat]

Listen to the Ticket and he is referred to as AP...

And he isn't All Day... he is... good until someone hurts me.

Well if THE TICKET says it, then it must be true. The station who refers to MY University as North Texas State Teachers College and employs one of the worst NT alums in the history of ever (Craig Miller). THE TICKET is amusing mindless drivel, not sports.

His nickname is A.D. as in All Day, no matter what the all-knowing TICKET says.

[UNT_92_Fan]

Well if THE TICKET says it, then it must be true. The station who refers to MY University as North Texas State Teachers College and employs one of the worst NT alums in the history of ever (Craig Miller). THE TICKET is amusing mindless drivel, not sports.

His nickname is A.D. as in All Day, no matter what the all-knowing TICKET says.

Wow... a bit touchy today greenbat. Need a hug? we haven't even really argues over whether this is non-unt sports news or not yet.

I less than three you.

[Censored by Laurie]

Wow... a bit touchy today greenbat. Need a hug? we haven't even really argues over whether this is non-unt sports news or not yet.

I less than three you.

I understood you Justin...and I appreciate ya...I really appreciate ya.

Green Bat...why don't you like A.P.? Have you every expiremented with it? Try it out...you might like it better. Or maybe A.P.A.D. - A.P. All Day...best of both worlds!!

[JesseMartin]

Depending on how old he is and how long he goes to jail, this could actually remove him from the gene pool.

[GreenBat]

I understood you Justin...and I appreciate ya...I really appreciate ya.

Green Bat...why don't you like A.P.? Have you every expiremented with it? Try it out...you might like it better. Or maybe A.P.A.D. - A.P. All Day...best of both worlds!!

I guess I'm too old, or too stupid to get the joke. Please explain.

[UNT_92_Fan]

Depending on how old he is and how long he goes to jail, this could actually remove him from the gene pool.

This response had what I like to call perfect timing in response to CBL's comment

[UNT_92_Fan]

Its ticket Schtick....

AP, Angry Pirate, Nip Nip Wiener, Boston Pancake, Scandanavian Carpet Ride, Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Bowtie, etc etc etc.

CBL care to add any?

[Censored by Laurie]

My personal favorite might be the Alabama Hot-Pocket

[UNT_92_Fan]

Chicago Steam Cleaner?

[JesseMartin]

Cleveland Steamer sounds delicious (yes, I AM setting you up here)...what's in it?

[Censored by Laurie]

I guess I'm too old, or too stupid to get the joke. Please explain.

Not too old, nor too stupid...just unenlightened on the genius that is Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket.

[UNT_92_Fan]

Cleveland Steamer sounds delicious (yes, I AM setting you up here)...what's in it?

CBL... take care of this slow pitch softball for me... its lunch time at the office....

[Censored by Laurie]

CBL... take care of this slow pitch softball for me... its lunch time at the office....

Well...if you tell me what you're eating I can tell you what will be in your Cleveland Steamer

[UNT_92_Fan]

Well...if you tell me what you're eating I can tell you what will be in your Cleveland Steamer

Well Played... Well Played

This is turning into the best thread on GMG.com in WEEKS!

[Censored by Laurie]

Well Played... Well Played

This is turning into the best thread on GMG.com in WEEKS!

A.P. makes everything better

[JesseMartin]

LOL wellll I ate a HOT LUNCH today, it was a CHILI DOG, so can you tell me now? (I feel bad for anyone who has no idea what we're talking about.)