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76:56

That's how much football has been played since the last time North Texas scored against Middle Tennessee.

Discuss.

Before I discuss anything with you make us a promise first. Promise that if you lose again to North Texas but end up running the table, including a win over Troy on November 20th and finishing 6-6 on the season but missing out on an automatic bowl invite, that your fans won't go to the the N.O. Bowl holding up signs and crying to the t.v. audience protesting that you were again treated unfair for whatever reason and that mainly it was somehow North Texas' fault like y'all did in '01?

Rick

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24-21 - 2001

30-20 - 2002

33-28 - 2003

30-21 - 2004

14-7 - 2005

4 Conference Championships

4 New Orleans Bowl Appearances

1 New Orleans Bowl Champion

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Before I discuss anything with you make us a promise first. Promise that if you lose again to North Texas but end up running the table, including a win over Troy on November 20th and finishing 6-6 on the season but missing out on an automatic bowl invite, that your fans won't go to the the N.O. Bowl holding up signs and crying to the t.v. audience protesting that you were again treated unfair for whatever reason and that mainly it was somehow North Texas' fault like y'all did in '01?

Rick

Promise me that if we beat you 35-0, you won't fire your coach four weeks later and hire a high school coach.

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Promise me that if we beat you 35-0, you won't fire your coach four weeks later and hire a high school coach.

Promise me that if we beat you another 5 straight years, you won't fire YOUR head coach.

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Promise me that if we beat you 35-0, you won't fire your coach four weeks later and hire a high school coach.

You have convinced yourself that's why Dickey was fired? Nah!!! Surely not. Going 5-1 against the Middle? LOL! Besides, the High School coach thing turned out pretty good for your ladies' basketball program didn't it? Oops, you probably forgot about that one? Besides, I can't make that promise about TD. You'll have to get back with me on it in about 8 years.

Rick

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You have convinced yourself that's why Dickey was fired? Nah!!! Surely not. Going 5-1 against the Middle? LOL! Besides, the High School coach thing turned out pretty good for your ladies' basketball program didn't it? Oops, you probably forgot about that one? Besides, I can't make that promise about TD. You'll have to get back with me on it in about 8 years.

Rick

Yeah, what Rick said.

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Theres been alot more than 76:56 played buddy.... there are alot of teams in the NCAA NFL and High School Ranks....

That MUTS education is taking you far... When you go to grad school at MUTS do you get to bump up to the Speak and Spell Version 2?

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35-0

REAL MEN OF GENIUS

"Today we salute you, Mr. 35-0 MUTS fan....

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaan"...

Most college football teams take overwhelming pride in winning National Championships, outright Conference Championships, and Bowl Games. You? You've got 35-0...

"It's a first time wiiin"...

Armed with your first win over UNT in...well...ever, you can't stop talking about how the tide is turning....

"One in a row"...

Most people wait for more than one win in this millennium before proclaiming complete dominance, but not you. You are convinced by one ugly win, you can never again lose to your daddy....

"Forrest was a war heeeroo"...

So crack open an ice cold can of koolaid, oh sultan of suckage. Because you still haven't won a championship by yourself, and the more you drink, the better you'll feel about punching the clock at Pillsbury on Monday...

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"..."

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REAL MEN OF GENIUS

"Today we salute you, Mr. 35-0 MUTS fan....

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaan"...

Most college football teams take overwhelming pride in winning National Championships, outright Conference Championships, and Bowl Games. You? You've got 35-0...

"It's a first time wiiin"...

Armed with your first win over UNT in...well...ever, you can't stop talking about how the tide is turning....

"One in a row"...

Most people wait for more than one win in this millennium before proclaiming complete dominance, but not you. You are convinced by one ugly win, you can never again lose to your daddy....

"Forrest was a war heeeroo"...

So crack open an ice cold can of koolaid, oh sultan of suckage. Because you still haven't won a championship by yourself, and the more you drink, the better you'll feel about punching the clock at Pillsbury on Monday...

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"..."

that, sir, was outstanding. :clapping:

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REAL MEN OF GENIUS

"Today we salute you, Mr. 35-0 MUTS fan....

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaan"...

Most college football teams take overwhelming pride in winning National Championships, outright Conference Championships, and Bowl Games. You? You've got 35-0...

"It's a first time wiiin"...

Armed with your first win over UNT in...well...ever, you can't stop talking about how the tide is turning....

"One in a row"...

Most people wait for more than one win in this millennium before proclaiming complete dominance, but not you. You are convinced by one ugly win, you can never again lose to your daddy....

"Forrest was a war heeeroo"...

So crack open an ice cold can of koolaid, oh sultan of suckage. Because you still haven't won a championship by yourself, and the more you drink, the better you'll feel about punching the clock at Pillsbury on Monday...

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"..."

Pure. Greatness.

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REAL MEN OF GENIUS

"Today we salute you, Mr. 35-0 MUTS fan....

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaan"...

Most college football teams take overwhelming pride in winning National Championships, outright Conference Championships, and Bowl Games. You? You've got 35-0...

"It's a first time wiiin"...

Armed with your first win over UNT in...well...ever, you can't stop talking about how the tide is turning....

"One in a row"...

Most people wait for more than one win in this millennium before proclaiming complete dominance, but not you. You are convinced by one ugly win, you can never again lose to your daddy....

"Forrest was a war heeeroo"...

So crack open an ice cold can of koolaid, oh sultan of suckage. Because you still haven't won a championship by yourself, and the more you drink, the better you'll feel about punching the clock at Pillsbury on Monday...

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"..."

:clapping:

I couldn't find the bow icon. Genius. Pure genius. My hat's off to ya!

Edited by FireFightnJoey
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REAL MEN OF GENIUS

"Today we salute you, Mr. 35-0 MUTS fan....

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaan"...

Most college football teams take overwhelming pride in winning National Championships, outright Conference Championships, and Bowl Games. You? You've got 35-0...

"It's a first time wiiin"...

Armed with your first win over UNT in...well...ever, you can't stop talking about how the tide is turning....

"One in a row"...

Most people wait for more than one win in this millennium before proclaiming complete dominance, but not you. You are convinced by one ugly win, you can never again lose to your daddy....

"Forrest was a war heeeroo"...

So crack open an ice cold can of koolaid, oh sultan of suckage. Because you still haven't won a championship by yourself, and the more you drink, the better you'll feel about punching the clock at Pillsbury on Monday...

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"..."

Post of the year. Hell, post of the century. I still haven't stopped laughing.

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REAL MEN OF GENIUS

"Today we salute you, Mr. 35-0 MUTS fan....

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaan"...

Most college football teams take overwhelming pride in winning National Championships, outright Conference Championships, and Bowl Games. You? You've got 35-0...

"It's a first time wiiin"...

Armed with your first win over UNT in...well...ever, you can't stop talking about how the tide is turning....

"One in a row"...

Most people wait for more than one win in this millennium before proclaiming complete dominance, but not you. You are convinced by one ugly win, you can never again lose to your daddy....

"Forrest was a war heeeroo"...

So crack open an ice cold can of koolaid, oh sultan of suckage. Because you still haven't won a championship by yourself, and the more you drink, the better you'll feel about punching the clock at Pillsbury on Monday...

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"..."

:cry::clapping::cry::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Brought a tear to my eye.....tear of laughter. Nice job.

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REAL MEN OF GENIUS

"Today we salute you, Mr. 35-0 MUTS fan....

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaan"...

Most college football teams take overwhelming pride in winning National Championships, outright Conference Championships, and Bowl Games. You? You've got 35-0...

"It's a first time wiiin"...

Armed with your first win over UNT in...well...ever, you can't stop talking about how the tide is turning....

"One in a row"...

Most people wait for more than one win in this millennium before proclaiming complete dominance, but not you. You are convinced by one ugly win, you can never again lose to your daddy....

"Forrest was a war heeeroo"...

So crack open an ice cold can of koolaid, oh sultan of suckage. Because you still haven't won a championship by yourself, and the more you drink, the better you'll feel about punching the clock at Pillsbury on Monday...

"Mr. 35-0 MUTS faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"..."

LongJim,

You are AWESOME!!!

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