Unt Soccer - Predicting The Final 5 Games

FlatFoot · October 18, 2007

Apologies in advance but I am stuck in beautiful New Orleans watching "Airplane" for the 50th time with nothing better to do and can't leave until tomorrow. So, I thought I would take a stab at prognosticating the remainder of the UNT soccer season. A lot of research was done to arrive at the conclusions that I have reached, so... here goes.

UNT VS ASU - I know that they are 3-9-1 but I'm going to have to go with ASU. ASU has beaten every team from Texas this season (Texas State and Prairie view A&M) I know that these 2 teams are a combined 5-19-2 but they ARE from Texas so the logic is solid..Yes?

Secondly, the ASU goal keeper is 6' 1". Rumor is, all she has to do is stand there and do jumping jax FURIOUSLY for 1 1/2 hrs and no shots get past her.

UNT VS UALR - I am going with UALR because after UNT loses to ASU, UNT will have been winless against all teams from Arkansas and, therefore, will not defeat UALR.

In addition, UALR has 5 or 6 team members that have unisex names. I am of the opinion that these are really ringer male players that have cleverly disguised themselves as female soccer players.

Also, UALR has only lost once on Sunday. Even in that loss, If the WKU goalie had only made 2 saves instead of 7, UALR would have won. See?

UNT VS WKU - Sorry again, but I pick WKU to win because they only have 2 rostered players that are from Kentucky. Any more than that and I would have picked UNT.

UNT VS MUTS - Once again, I'm going to have to go with the home team, MUTS. They have a girl on that team named Ingrid. I don't know about you, but the name Ingrid really intimidates me and gives me flashbacks to the Old East German Olympic Team Ingrids. Quite scarey.

DU VS UNT - Well, here's a pick that will make everyone happy except DU. I pick UNT because.... now follow me here.... Starting the beginning of Conference play, DU has gone T-W-L-W-T-W..... Now if you continue DU's pattern of W-L-T's, it so happens that an "L" falls on the day UNT and DU play. So, there you have it.

Also, UNT will be ready and able to kick the livin' tar outta them. This is UNT's year.

Feel free to agree or disagree... Or just laugh. that's OK with me ;0)

NT80 · October 20, 2007

UNT beats ASU 2-1. Article from the ASU site since UNT's doesn't have the score yet.....

http://www.asuindians.com/ViewArticle.dbml...;ATCLID=1284054

UNTflyer · October 20, 2007

Apologies in advance but I am stuck in beautiful New Orleans watching "Airplane" for the 50th time with nothing better to do

You're in New Orleans and can't find anything better to do...?

Shirley, you can't be serious!?

CMJ · October 20, 2007

UNT beats ASU 2-1. Article from the ASU site since UNT's doesn't have the score yet.....
http://www.asuindians.com/ViewArticle.dbml...;ATCLID=1284054

Article off MGSports.

http://www.meangreensports.com/ViewArticle...;ATCLID=1284220

Edited October 20, 2007 by CMJ

FlatFoot · October 20, 2007

You're in New Orleans and can't find anything better to do...?
Shirley, you can't be serious!?

It was raining all day in NO and I wanted to stay on high ground. Besides, it's not crawdad season yet.

I'm sure glad I was wrong :thumbsup: about the ASU outcome. I hear the ASU fields were a bit of a mess due to the recent rain. In those games, anything can happen. I am planning to drive (day trip) up to watch the UALR game tomorrow. Anyone wanting a ride is welcome. Pulling out at 7:45 AM... Be back at 8:30 PM. It should be a very good game.