Is This For Real ?

MeanGreen61 · September 5, 2007

Off the Ponie board.

From the only in America category:

Ann Arbor, MI: A distraught University of Michigan fan has filed a four million dollar lawsuit against Appalachian State for its victory over the University of Michigan’s football team last Saturday. The suit alleges that Appalachian State was to be a sacrificial lamb and by winning, Appalachian Sate violated an unwritten understanding that Michigan never loses to creampuffs. The suit alleges that Appalachian State knew or should have known that its football team was supposed to lose in an ignoble fashion to the University of Michigan.

Elton Alda is suing for four millions dollars damages, an apology and a forfeit by Appalachian State’s football program alleging that Appalachian State’s victory has caused serious mental anguish, lost sleep, and damaged self esteem and overall dysfunction with daily activities. Alda said, “You just can’t imagine how painful this whole ordeal has been. All the money, time and emotional effort I put into this game only to have a group of nobodies break a traditional BCS understanding to be a sacrificial lamb. All I have been able to do is cry.” Alda believes that a forfeit by Appalachian State would restore Michigan’s number five national ranking and reopen Michigan’s dream of a National Championship in football.

Officials for Appalachian State refused comment stating they had not seen the suit, yet. James Robert Taylor, an Appalachian State senior commented, “Well that just figures. Where else but America can an underdog win and still get screwed.”

A preliminary injunction barring Appalachian State from claiming a victory over Michigan will be ruled upon by Friday by 22nd Circuit District Judge Edith Demwitty.

untbowler · September 5, 2007

Dear god what an ignorant p***k. hopefully some judge will throw him injail for wasting his time with such a frivolous lawsuit.

Sure hope this is a hoax. :angry:

GoMeanGreen1999 · September 5, 2007

Off the Ponie board.
From the only in America category:
Ann Arbor, MI: A distraught University of Michigan fan has filed a four million dollar lawsuit against Appalachian State for its victory over the University of Michigan’s football team last Saturday. The suit alleges that Appalachian State was to be a sacrificial lamb and by winning, Appalachian Sate violated an unwritten understanding that Michigan never loses to creampuffs. The suit alleges that Appalachian State knew or should have known that its football team was supposed to lose in an ignoble fashion to the University of Michigan.
Elton Alda is suing for four millions dollars damages, an apology and a forfeit by Appalachian State’s football program alleging that Appalachian State’s victory has caused serious mental anguish, lost sleep, and damaged self esteem and overall dysfunction with daily activities. Alda said, “You just can’t imagine how painful this whole ordeal has been. All the money, time and emotional effort I put into this game only to have a group of nobodies break a traditional BCS understanding to be a sacrificial lamb. All I have been able to do is cry.” Alda believes that a forfeit by Appalachian State would restore Michigan’s number five national ranking and reopen Michigan’s dream of a National Championship in football.
Officials for Appalachian State refused comment stating they had not seen the suit, yet. James Robert Taylor, an Appalachian State senior commented, “Well that just figures. Where else but America can an underdog win and still get screwed.”
A preliminary injunction barring Appalachian State from claiming a victory over Michigan will be ruled upon by Friday by 22nd Circuit District Judge Edith Demwitty.

That is so stupid it is funny. If that were indeed true though, it wouldn't shock me with people these days. Gosh that is funny.

greenminer · September 5, 2007

BWAHAHAHAHA. This can't be real.

If so, the BCS system has clouded people's minds and misguided their beliefs. Football is football, folks! If anything, they should sue Lloyd Carr for not his superior athletes in a position to win convincingly.

Green92 · September 5, 2007

That's funny. :lol:

Eagle1855 · September 5, 2007

Im pretty sure that's a joke, and a pretty funny one at that.

UNT_playmaker · September 5, 2007

That person should be held by authorities for psychiatric treatment

Mean Green 93-98 · September 5, 2007

It is definitely a joke--not a bad one at that.

ShopMeanGreen · September 5, 2007

You know people actually feel that way and would probably try it if they knew they would not be put in a home for the mentally and morally bankrupt. This is hillarious :lol: