Todd Dodge Can....

[NT03]

..............I heard Todd Dodge wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

* fixed for those of you who don't understand the comedy*

Edited August 28, 2007 by NT03

[Eagle1855]

wow, coming straight out the gate with that one? got a nice little solid/creepy win-place thing going there...

[Guest ike]

I don't want to know what you were doing in the same room with TD and a rattler......

BUT, I once saw him stop a speeding Southlake Hummer with one hand! Then, helped a little old lady across the street.

[LongJim]

I once saw Todd Dodge ...wear a live rattlesnake as a condom

Man. Uncomfortable. Jame Gumb-like.

[MeanGreen61]

I once saw Todd Dodge ...wear a live rattlesnake as a condom

What triggered this nonsense ?

[JayDub]

Todd Dodge's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

[foutsrouts]

..............I heard Todd Dodge wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

* fixed for those of you who don't understand the comedy*

That must be what they call a fangdango.

[UNT_92_Fan]

Todd Dodge Doesnt have to have "grex" with women to satisfy them...he just points and yells BOOYAHHHHHH

[JayDub]

We once had a birthday party for Todd Dodge. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Edited August 28, 2007 by JayDub

[untStein]

One time I saw TD scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.

[Eagle-96]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Todd Dodge has allowed to live.

[Quoner]

Do you think Dickey's gameplan will be more aggressive than what we are used to against OU this weekend?

Oh sorry, based on these jokes, I thought it was 2003. My bad.

[untStein]

They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to TD talk in his sleep.

[greenminer]

Todd Dodge once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Todd Dodge once punched a woman in the vagina because she didn't give exact change.

Todd Dodge once wore brown shoes with his black belt. No one questioned him. Ever.

Todd Dodge can question GMG.com moderators.

Todd Dodge can out-homoerotica Quoner.

Todd Dodge and I went out to Fry Street looking for the Tomato. When he saw that it had been destroyed, he decided to sit there until they decided to rebuild it just because it was Coach Todge. After divulging in the best damn pizza I swear we've ever had, Dodge burned the place down. He explained, "Always leave things the way you found them."

[Quoner]

Two things Todd Dodge's name is not San Diego and it was a Chuck Norris round house thay killed Barbaro not the humor.

I heard it was you pulling an ebrake on the thread that killed that loveable horse....

Somewhere Dee Mirren is crying...

[GreenBat]

In honor of Todd Dodge, the McDonald's in Denton has an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Dodgesized.

[UNTLifer]

One time I saw TD scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.

Tired and worn out, both the quote and Angela Lansbury.