Women's Clinic Tomorrow

[gangrene]

I'd like my wife to go to this because she knows almost nothing about the rules of football and, quite frankly, doesn't care to learn either. I've tried to explain some of the rules to her before and she'll listen for about five minutes, then her eyes will glaze over and I can tell I've totally lost her.

It's just August 1 and yet she's already told me that she's sick of football. I think she'd enjoy it a lot more if she understood the game and I've told her that. Her reply - I don't want to like it because then it will just drive me crazy like it does you! It's kind of hard to argue with that logic.

[mad dog]

My girlfriend will be going. I think she will going with Mrs. Zeke.

[Zeke]

My girlfriend will be going. I think she will going with Mrs. Zeke.

This is correct, and I expect her to come back telling me the intricacies of the Dodge Offense.

[greenminer]

This is correct, and I expect her to come back telling me the intricacies of the Dodge Offense.

Dibrell has already taught us that if you're a yard off in your route, the ball will hit you in the back of the head.

Is that not good enough? You can't be satisfied, can you