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runt96 Newbie

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You might be a Mean Green.... if you complain about being ranked #60 in the Rivals recruiting rankings, knowing full well that NT has never had 10 committments this early in the year, EVER!

Somehow they will justify puting us under LSU, UT, MICH, OU, OSU.....We always get screwed around !!!

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You might be a Mean Green.... if you can get upset that when the AD takes the time to post (a hell of a thought out post) on your fan board and instead of being happy, because he did not answer your questions to meet your satisfaction. Especially when an AD posting to inform the fan base is unheard of at any other school fan board.

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UNTflyer Apprentice

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You might be a Mean Green fan if...

...at least half your t-shirts are kelly green.

...you think 95 degrees in good tailgate weather.

...you must click a minimum of eight links on ESPN.com to find news on your team.

...your wife asks you to have dinner with your friends and you double check to make sure that's not the Saturday that Navy comes to town.

...when it comes time to buy a new car your first and only choice is a Dodge (does that come in green?).

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PlummMeanGreen Grand Master

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You Might Be A Mean Green Fan if...

You had a whole shock of hair when you first started being a Mean Greener, and then 30 plus years later (with a dozen logo changes and another dozen shades of green changes) :rolleyes: your thinking about joining the Hair Club For Men (except for the fact that I'm really not a joiner). :no:

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FirefightnRick Proficient

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....if you continue to hear Coach Fry during his mid 70's press conference stating: "Someone has to be #1 in the national polls, WHY NOT NORTH TEXAS?!!!!"?

......if you've ever been escorted out of a football game for being accused of throwing round discs of flower.?

.....if you've ever bragged on which school placed the most punters in the NFL within a span of three years?

....if you were one of thousands chanting in unison for your team to "Throw The Ball" at TCU?

....if you wear green, 8 days a week?

....if you have ever argued that your school has a bigger PIPE ORGAN than the other guys school?

....if you can identify the true look of total digust on the face of a Red Raider?

....if you have ever kicked a white, pink-eyed squirrel across a sidewalk?

....if you were ever willing to be caught out in public wearing anything with the combination of Green, White, Burnt Orange and Blue on it?

....if you know the exact driving mileage between Lac Cruces NM and Murfreesboro TN?

....if you know what a Kibbie Dome is?

....if you ever yelled out a celebratory toast when your team minimized it's delay of game penalties to 2 per game?

....if you ever heard the P.A. say the words: "REBOUND....CHOPLICK!"?

Rick

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UNT_playmaker Rookie

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YOUR A MEAN GREENER IF...............

- you wake up in the middle of the night moaning, not another draw play.

- your closet consists of NT shirts that all have different shades of green and logos.

- your countdown clock for football season is set to when tailgating can start and not the actually kickoff time

- you have nightmares about how empty you have since fouts field in the 4th quarter.

- the word "HEMI" is used on a daily basis for some odd reason.

- you brag about Riley Dodge as if he is your own son

- the words "stadium" and "UNT" in the same sentence, fills you with joy and excitement.

GO MEAN GREEN

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PlummMeanGreen Grand Master

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YMBAMGFI:

(1) For almost a decade you all but became convinced that the forward pass was a trick play.

(2) You are up at "5 somthing'" this AM posting on GMG.com while watching UNT grad Larry McMurtry's book turned movie Texasville. (Cybill Sheppard aka Jacie still lookin' pretty damn fine)

(3) You go to the grocery store looking for some cleanser called "mean green" and cuss the manager if he doesn't have it in stock (least of all ever heard of it).

(4) ...let me finish this 1'st cup of java and other YMBAMGFIf's will come.

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emmitt01 Grand Master

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....you've ever bought anything/everything with a North Texas logo on it just because you were suprised to see the store carrying it

....you don't wear hats much, but own 7 NT hats

....you've ever started a campaign to get t-shirts from other Texas schools off your campus and then sent them to the homeless shelters closest to the other campuses

....you know more about the rosters/history/playbooks of the other Texas universities than 99.9% of their "fans"

....your wife has ever begun a sentence with "do you want to go to this wedding with me..." and ended the sentence with "nevermind, that's during football season, huh?"

....the words "miracle in the desert" make you smile from ear to ear

....you consider a trip to New Orleans as "My Yearly Christmas Vacation"

....you check gomeangreen.com before you hop in the shower, while you get dressed, and just before you walk out the door for work...all in the span of 10 minutes

....there is a room in your house that, before anything was moved in, was painted green

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Charlie NT 73 Enthusiast

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You might be a Mean Green Fan if

---you always dream about the Mean Green playing in the National Championship

---you see Jamario breaking a 70yd TD run in every game

---you find yourself taking up for the Mean Green when times are bad

---you email all of your out of state MG buddies regular MG reports

---you wish the newbie's could have been around during Hayden's years

---you hang your MG shirts on the best hangers in the closet, and you have

a "Mean Green Gear" section next to your hunting gear--with strict rules

for the wife "Do NoT Touch"

---your MG hats, some are lucky, some or not, you must be careful in choosing

which hat to wear to the game

---you walk up to total strangers that have MG gear on and strike up a conversation

---I can go on and on with this thread!

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You might be a Mean Green Fan if...

-you've discussed a trip to New Orleans after fall finals even if the Mean Green doesn't go to the N.O. Bowl because it just wouldn't feel right not to go.

-you are still haunted by the ghost of Anthony Winchester

-you consider Jonesboro, AR, Tulsa, OK and Ruston, LA as "good weekend vacation destinations"

-two words: sock puppetts

-you've found positives after the first game every year...no matter the score

-a place exists where people say you love al-Quada, Josef Stalin and I'm sure Hitler will be next...yet you go to this place religously everyday, hoping to put in your two sense on the merit of pride stickers

-you're in love with Norah Jones

-you'll yell "catch the ball, Justin" for 8 total years at the Pit

-you've made vulgar shirts for N.O...and then sold one of those shirts for $50 at the game...and yet somehow still have everyone of the shirts made

-you've toasted "here's to taming pussy" with Memphis fans

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If you have ever held a bathroom conversation with a cricket?...You might be a Mean Green Fan.

If your offensive coodinator is more aggressive in the stands than he is with his play calling?....You might be a Mean Green Fan.

If you've ever bought a team jersey, only to wonder if that will even be the right color next season?...You might be a Mean Green Fan.

If you go to a football game and the "Eagle-screech" from the PA system scares 5 years off of your life?...You might be a Mean Green Fan.

If you have ever spent the entire night in a parking lot waiting for an SMU game?... yeah, SMU? ...You might be a Mean Green Fan.

If you taken more than one road trip to watch your team play the reigning National Champions?...You might be a Mean Green Fan.

Finally, if you've had the urge to stand up at a football or basketball game, start clapping and scream "Mandy McKinley everybody...Mandy McKinley!!!"... YOU are ABSOLUTELY a MEAN GREEN FAN!

GMG!!! :)

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-you've made vulgar shirts for N.O...and then sold one of those shirts for $50 at the game...and yet somehow still have everyone of the shirts made

-you've toasted "here's to taming pussy" with Memphis fans

Best shirts we ever created. I remember me and DPS coming up with the idea for that year's Bowl shirt. I believe he paid for his trip in sales of those shirts. The fact that the Memphis fans wanted to buy those from us as well was hilarious.

The year before I had to explain to two ladies in their 50's (at the request from their husbands) what a FUPA was...good times. :D

Anyway...Good Dart!

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You might be a Mean Green fan if...

...at least half your t-shirts are kelly green.

...and the other half are different shades of green

...if you have to constantly explain how we are the Mean Green and the Eagles, but not the Eagles

...something possesses you to wear a 1970's basketball uniform (short shorts and all) to the Super Pit every home basketball game and down Bourbon Street

...always have a complaint about the Game / AD / Talons but only because you care

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