To Rodge:

[H-towngreen]

Rodge is ranked 18th in the College AP POLL, by himself!

[H-TownScrappy]

Rodge's poop is considered currency in Argentina.

[greenminer]

The only way he's 18th is if Bill Braskey is #1 and 2 - 17 are his children.

Most people don't know this, but Bill Brasky has children! This one time, he was banging a hooker and wouldn't ya know it, his semen shoots straight through her tailbone, up through the ceiling and into the sky where it hit a plane! Nine months later, every woman on that plane had Brasky's children! When they tried to get child support... he paid it every month.

Edited July 1, 2007 by greenminer

[Coach]

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

[H-towngreen]

I once went hunting with Rodge, we were in the back seat of his truck with a live deer. And Rodge grabbed him by the antlers and said "I'm Riley Dodge!" Now say it Riley said! And then Rodge started squeezing him in such a manner that the damn deer made a noise that sounded just like "Riley Dodge". Now it wasn't clear but it was pretty darn good for a deer.