Happy Mothers Day To All You Mean Green Momma's Out There.

FirefightnRick · May 13, 2007

Thank you for all you do.

Rick

gksmith · May 14, 2007

Without my Mother, I think I would have several more scars.

And have a HARDER time figuring out women. (Note: I still have a hard time figuring out women even with the help. I don't think anyone can figure out women...INCLUDING WOMEN.)

NT80 · May 14, 2007

And have a HARDER time figuring out women. (Note: I still have a hard time figuring out women even with the help. I don't think anyone can figure out women...INCLUDING WOMEN.)

Here's some help for you:

WORDS WOMEN USE

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: ! This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.

Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.