Observations Of The 49th Annual Grammy Awards

[JayDub]

I'm still watching them, but...

1. The Police...not bad, but you could sense a little tension between Sting and guitarist Andy Summers. Poor Stewart Copeland stuck in the middle...

2. Poor Stevie Wonder...still a great singer...but everytime he was on camera tonight, he was either way confused or spouting off randomness.

3. Dixie Chicks. Wow. Great performance...amazing song...anyone else notice that Chad Smith, drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers played drums with them tonight? Kind of an odd pairing, but I discovered that he played drums on the album. Sadly, the normally-really-cute for-a-mother-of-3-that-is-married-to-a-guy-that-was-the-biggest-asshole-I-ever-worked-monitors-for Emily's hair being pulled back like that is freaking me out. Did I just say that? Ugh..I scare myself.

4. If you include God and Jesus Christ, Mary J. Blige dropped 55 names in her over 2 minute long acceptance speech. Where's the love for Buddha and Allah?

5. No matter how you dice it...or how many Eagles songs they destroy....every member of Rascal Flatts are all DOUCHEBAGS. However, that lead singer of theirs just needs to drop off the face of the planet. Or at least come out of the closet.

6. I'll finally break down and admit it. Despite the fact that everyone says she looks like my little sister...Carrie Underwood IS hot.

7. It makes me sick that they waste TV airtime on minimal-talent ass clowns like Chris Brown.

8. Am I the only wishing that it was time for breakfast when Christina Aguilera performed? And is it just me...or did she bolt on a rack sometime in the last few months?

9. NO ONE CARES WHICH LITTLE WANNABE WHORE AMERICA VOTED TO LET JUSTIN TIMBER-FAKE TAKE HOME TONIGHT AFTER SHE "SINGS" WITH HIM.

10. I don't care what anyone says, Nelly Furtado is possibly the most beautiful woman in music.

11. And finally, I keep hoping for a "Wu-Tang is for the children..." moment...so far, no good.

Edited February 12, 2007 by JayDub

[JayDub]

The second most beautiful woman in music is now officially Rhianna.

Speaking of things that are "official"...it's official. I'm all "Mary J. Blige'd" out.

After seeing James Blunt's teeth and nasty beard...then looking in the mirror...I decided that it is time for me to lose 55-70 lbs and move to Great Britain.

I have to be at work at 0400...meaning I have to be up at 0230. It's almost 2200, yet I still watch...because I have to get my RHCP fill.

Did Prince really take out a TV ad thanking...somebody...anybody...for letting him play the Super Bowl halftime show?

Edited February 12, 2007 by JayDub

[JayDub]

Dixie Chicks get a well-deserved "Record of the Year"...presented by Captain INSANITY and his sidekick "Just Call Me" Tony Bennett.

Chili Peppers...kinda uninspired.

AL f--king GORE? Huh?

START A ROCK BAND...WE NEED MORE ROCK BANDS!

[UNT_playmaker]

Jaydub you are so right-on

[UNT_92_Fan]

[*]I'll finally break down and admit it. Despite the fact that everyone says she looks like my little sister...Carrie Underwood IS hot.

I will be the first to ask...if she looks like Carrie Underwood...Can I have her number???? I heart you Dub, you could be my brother in law!!!!

[JayDub]

I will be the first to ask...if she looks like Carrie Underwood...Can I have her number???? I heart you Dub, you could be my brother in law!!!!

Go to hell...my sister is a minor.

And besides...I know where you've been...

Edited February 12, 2007 by JayDub

[UNTLifer]

Carrie Underwood has really grown up since American Idol.

Shakira: Yep, her hips don't lie. Smoking.

Dixie Chicks: This was the Grammys attempt to relaunch their careers.

James Blunt is horrible.

Christina Aguilera: I have to close my eyes to "watch" her sing.

Mary J Blige: what's all the fuss about her?

RHCP: Agreed, pretty uninspired.

Justin Timberlake: Please go away.

Carrie Underwood is hot.

Al Gore? I agree. That fat-a$$ needs to grow his beard back and disappear into academia.

[JayDub]

Al Gore? I agree. That fat-a$$ needs to grow his beard back and disappear into academia.

Or grow his beard back and run either as Obama's running mate...or run for president with Obama as his VP.

[UNT_92_Fan]

When is she 18? and I haven't been anywhere THAT bad...come on now...Name 12! ok really don't

[JayDub]

When is she 18? and I haven't been anywhere THAT bad...come on now...Name 12! ok really don't

If you want me to, I'll name 20. 90% of which you would never admit to. LOL

Edited February 12, 2007 by JayDub

[UNT_92_Fan]

define "Been" are we talking single double triple or home run???? I just wanna know before I demand answers to these false claims

[Coach]

I guess the other thread got deleted before I got to read any answers to my question. Did you see it by any chance JayDub?

[JayDub]

I guess the other thread got deleted before I got to read any answers to my question. Did you see it by any chance JayDub?

Negative...thread got deleted between my last hour of work and me getting home...what was the question?