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Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson are closer now than they were before their ridculous spat, they have become friends again and he might, just might have his old football buddy take over the ranks at Valley Ranch. He is the only one who can do the job, loves the Cowboys, and he is from Texas, Port Arthur to be exact.

The Cowboys have gone downhill ever since Johnson left Dallas after Super Bowl 28 in Atlanta. Also Barry Switzer didnt accomplish anything except ride the coattails of Jimmy Johnson's success in Dallas. Plain and Simple.

Bob Stoops, Norv Turner, Wade Phillips, please these guys have never coached probal or ever been successful in it. How many chances did Phillips and Turner have in the NFL, Turner is a good OC and thats it, and a good guy.

My birthday is coming up really soon, please Jerry make the right move, you have already tried all of the other bad choices,

i.e. Chan Gailey, Dave Campo, good lord!!!!

Ive been dreaming of this for the longest time, make all of the DFW area happy and do the right thing.

The perfect fit for the DALLAS COWBOYS-----JIMMY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here's the latest weather forecast for Hell:

This Afternoon

Partly sunny. Highs in the mid 180s. North winds 70 to 75 mph.

Tuesday

Mostly cloudy. A 20 percent chance of light acid rain in the afternoon. Highs in the lower 210s. Shrieking northwest winds around 200 mph.

Wednesday

Mostly cloudy with a 70 percent chance of mix of rain and flaming hail. Highs in the lower 500s. Northwest winds around 400 mph tearing the flesh from bones. Becoming north in the afternoon.

No freezing temperatures forecast in the greater Hell area in the immediate millennia.

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Weis....Proly not.

Why not? Jerry could save on coaching attire by just issueing him the Tuna's old gear. They are both odd shaped men!

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Why not? Jerry could save on coaching attire by just issueing him the Tuna's old gear. They are both odd shaped men!

I want Weiss's sloppy, sloppy FUPA running this team.

That or Mike Mangina from KU. Proven winner.

I think my avatar should pretty much tell you what I look for in a head coach.

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