Tood Dodge Facts

[greenminer]

...and as a sundae topping at the Mustangs' training table.

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[AnotherEagleFan]

I heard that he cut down so many trees in the great sahara forrest that they had to change the name.

[UNTLifer]

I heard that he cut down so many trees in the great sahara forrest that they had to change the name.

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Almost correct. That was the Mojave forest.

[emmitt01]

When Todd Dodge was hired all of the SMU players were so scared they called their significant others. Unfortunately, none of those guys were home.

[Zeke]

When Todd Dodge was hired all of the SMU players were so scared they called their significant others.  Unfortunately, none of those guys were home.

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Then their quarterback beat the crap out of them.

[gksmith]

Once Todd Dodge went outside during a tornado. The tornado immediately went back into the clouds and the skys cleared.

One summer Todd Dodge was vacationing in Florida and a hurricane refused to come ashore.

World History says the success of Democracy lead to the breakup of the USSR. Many of us know the truth (Todd Dodge).

[UNTLifer]

What happens to people that call him Tood?

[runt96]

What happens to people that call him Tood?

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I read thru all three pages looking for that one. I gave up and found it. good one!

[JayDub]

Todd Dodge did the installation of the new board. Not Cerebus.

[KingDL1]

The chief export of a Todd Dodge team is Pain.

If you mess with Todd Dodge you will get Hemied!!

[mad dog]

Once Todd Dodge ordered a steak. It did exactly as it was told.

[3XNTGRAD]

Over a weekend, Todd Dodge singlehandedly built the new stadium at ... (Oh, sorry, I'm not supposed to reveal the future! )

[LongJim]

Todd Dodge once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

[greenminer]

Todd Dodge once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Todd Dodge drives an ice-cream truck covered in human skulls. Every year he uses it to chauffeur his football players to and from the homecoming football game. This past season, after a complete demolition of the homecoming opponent, John Madden called him personally. TD will only admit that it was something about breast feeding and wanting to crawl into a hole; TD suggested to him moving to NFL on Sunday night. But that's all he would elaborate on.

TD does not need to explain himself.

[Green Jackal]

When Todd Dodge arrives in Denton this weekend, all of the streets will become one-way, his way.

[Texas Stranger]

Todd Dodge takes the fast boat to China

Todd Dodge can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip

Todd Dodge knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

[Texas Stranger]

"It's about time" Rick Villareal felt

To fix the hand he'd been dealt

The Mean Green had stopped representin'

So Todd Dodge was summoned to Denton

To resume whoopin' ass on the Sun Belt

[JayDub]

Todd Dodge's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Todd Dodge will not take shit from anyone.

[LongJim]

Todd Dodge has never said, "Who's your daddy".

Because he knows the answer.