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When Todd Dodge was hired all of the SMU players were so scared they called their significant others.  Unfortunately, none of those guys were home.

Then their quarterback beat the crap out of them.

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Once Todd Dodge went outside during a tornado. The tornado immediately went back into the clouds and the skys cleared.

One summer Todd Dodge was vacationing in Florida and a hurricane refused to come ashore.

World History says the success of Democracy lead to the breakup of the USSR. Many of us know the truth (Todd Dodge).

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Todd Dodge once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Todd Dodge drives an ice-cream truck covered in human skulls. Every year he uses it to chauffeur his football players to and from the homecoming football game. This past season, after a complete demolition of the homecoming opponent, John Madden called him personally. TD will only admit that it was something about breast feeding and wanting to crawl into a hole; TD suggested to him moving to NFL on Sunday night. But that's all he would elaborate on.

TD does not need to explain himself.

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