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Todd Dodge was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Todd Dodge once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

Todd Dodge once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.

greenminer Grand Master

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Todd Dodge OUT-TYPED Plummer with 9 digits taped down.

Rick

wow.

I heard Todd Dodge just stairs his speakers down until they sound out-loud Plummer posts...

...in color. That doesn't make sense to the common man, but to TD...well..he needs to hear everything.

-gm

PS: I also heard that Todd Dodge could beat Ditka with a draw on 3rd and long.

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Todd Dodge has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Todd Dodge proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Todd Dodge destroyed the periodic table, because Todd Dodge only recognizes the element of surprise.

Todd Dodge brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

MeanGreenEngineer Newbie

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Superman wears Todd Dodge PJ's to bed.

The air around Todd Dodge is always a balmy 78 degrees.

When Todd Dodge wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Todd Dodge, diet coke boy, and Plumm Mean Green. Todd Dodge won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

greenminer Grand Master

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Todd Dodge, diet coke boy, and Plumm Mean Green. Todd Dodge won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

...Chuck Norris was watching. His head exploded in sheer amazement.

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Todd Dodge once recycled the same joke 18 times in a football season because he didn't have much interesting to discuss about the actual games. It played like new every time.

Oh that was us - damn it.

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Todd Dodge once beat Bird, Jordan, Kobe, LeBron, Magic, Barkley and Nash for a six-piece McNuggets in a game of H-O-R-S-E at Hickory High's gym in Indiana using a medicine ball shot off the scoreboard, off the rafters, off the top row and into a mayonaise jar. As part of the deal, Dodge then made the others walk outside with their shorts around their ankles...crying.

TheTastyGreek Collaborator

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Todd Dodge is our new head football coach. Most everyone is excited about him, but a small percentage of North Texas fans are a little anxious about him.

Everyone is at least hopeful, if not certain, that he'll improve on our dismal recent record.

Oh, edited to add the following:

He has a son named Riley. Apparently, he's a pretty good quarterback.

Also, I believe FFR mentioned something about an electrical accident.

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