The Real Reasons Todd Dodge Came to NT

UNTLifer · December 14, 2006

1. School colors. He won't have to change his wardrobe since Green, White and Black are common with both schools.

2. Peace and Quiet. He realizes that his offense will seem like something from outer space to the NT faithful that have watched DD's running game for 9 years. We will be so confused, we will just sit with mouths wide open and not know what to say or do.

3. He still thinks Kathy Ireland is our kicker.

4. Inside that cool/conservative exterior is a hippie dieing to get out. The pull of Fry Street was too much to resist.

5. Best friends with Rick Stacy of Stacy Furniture. Heard befriending a furniture mogul was a prerequisite for coaching at NT.

6. Beerman.

7. RV convinced him that Scott Bakula has one more year of eligibility.

8. Wanted to stand on the sidelines with Caris Tschauner!

9. Is color blind. PMG's posts have no effect on him.

10. Denton is home to Sally Beauty Supply, the official hair bleach products of Dragon football.

MeanGreenBuzz · December 14, 2006

3. He still thinks Kathy Ireland is our kicker.
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She isn't?

PlummMeanGreen · December 14, 2006

1. School colors. He won't have to change his wardrobe since Green, White and Black are common with both schools.
2. Peace and Quiet. He realizes that his offense will seem like something from outer space to the NT faithful that have watched DD's running game for 9 years. We will be so confused, we will just sit with mouths wide open and not know what to say or do.
3. He still thinks Kathy Ireland is our kicker.
4. Inside that cool/conservative exterior is a hippie dieing to get out. The pull of Fry Street was too much to resist.
5. Best friends with Rick Stacy of Stacy Furniture. Heard befriending a furniture mogul was a prerequisite for coaching at NT.
6. Beerman.
7. RV convinced him that Scott Bakula has one more year of eligibility.
8. Wanted to stand on the sidelines with Caris Tschauner!
9. Is color blind. PMG's posts have no effect on him.
10. Denton is home to Sally Beauty Supply, the official hair bleach products of Dragon football.
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Smitty · December 14, 2006

1. School colors. He won't have to change his wardrobe since Green, White and Black are common with both schools.
2. Peace and Quiet. He realizes that his offense will seem like something from outer space to the NT faithful that have watched DD's running game for 9 years. We will be so confused, we will just sit with mouths wide open and not know what to say or do.
3. He still thinks Kathy Ireland is our kicker.
4. Inside that cool/conservative exterior is a hippie dieing to get out. The pull of Fry Street was too much to resist.
5. Best friends with Rick Stacy of Stacy Furniture. Heard befriending a furniture mogul was a prerequisite for coaching at NT.
6. Beerman.
7. RV convinced him that Scott Bakula has one more year of eligibility.
8. Wanted to stand on the sidelines with Caris Tschauner!
9. Is color blind. PMG's posts have no effect on him.
10. Denton is home to Sally Beauty Supply, the official hair bleach products of Dragon football.
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Good one.

GabeGMG · December 14, 2006

3. He still thinks Kathy Ireland is our kicker.
7. RV convinced him that Scott Bakula has one more year of eligibility.
10. Denton is home to Sally Beauty Supply, the official hair bleach products of Dragon football.
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These three were my favorite..especially the last one...hahah