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TWU will have football team before UTA!

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I can see the headlines now, in The Dallas Mourning News (yes, Virginia, I said "Mourning...not Morning)...The Muscular Bruisers from TWU stormed into Maverick Stadium and literally took apart the UTA Movin' Mavs, 77-3. Oh, wait...sorry...that was the halftime score.

On still another afront.....The Bruising Bunny Rabbits from the DeSoto Petting Zoo, stormed into Kyle Field and whipped the "Wimpo" Sabres, 33-0. The Sabres spent the entire game drawing theirs in a posed threat, nothing more.

On one final afront....SMU is enlarging all the gates at Ford Stadium to allow people to leave the Mustangs games at halftime without getting trampled. Sorry the Ponies on the field will definitely get trampled again this fall when the Mean Green comes to Dallas. Beating the Ponies from the Hilltop over there...is what fun is all about.

Goodnight y'all!

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