My solution to the attendance problem

[emmitt01]

How about we sell beer only in the endzones? Put an usher at every entrance/exit to those aluminum monstrousities and card everyone that walks into the endzones. Nobody is allowed to leave the endzone with ANY liquids. Move the $5 seats (if they are still that much) into the upper rows or corners of the student side, or just put them all in one endzone and sell beer in the other one.

[Stan R]

How about we sell beer only in the endzones?  Put an usher at every entrance/exit to those aluminum monstrousities and card everyone that walks into the endzones.  Nobody is allowed to leave the endzone with ANY liquids.  Move the $5 seats (if they are still that much) into the upper rows or corners of the student side, or just put them all in one endzone and sell beer in the other one.

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BRILLIANT! No seriously I think it is a good idea. You're so far from the game that it only makes sense to allow consuption of beer.

[DeepGreen]

Better yet, have the AD give out a "FREE" beer token at the tailgate to those ticket holders. You redeem them for that "FREE" beer in the new BEER ZONE.

[PlummMeanGreen]

Wonder where ya' been, emmitt. Hope all is ok...

Alone with the beer in the endzone how about the Tropicana Girls as all the ushers at Fouts Field dressed out in their best thong bikinis? (Can I say that on this board, Harry)?

[MeanGreenBuzz]

Maybe it would get the few hundred fans that sit outside and drink beer to actually come into the game.

[El Paso Eagle]

How about we sell beer only in the endzones?  Put an usher at every entrance/exit to those aluminum monstrousities and card everyone that walks into the endzones.  Nobody is allowed to leave the endzone with ANY liquids.  Move the $5 seats (if they are still that much) into the upper rows or corners of the student side, or just put them all in one endzone and sell beer in the other one.

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Emmitt – Glad your back!!!

Do we really want to sell beer to a lot of potentially pissed of fans

Edited October 10, 2006 by El Paso Eagle

[flyonthewall]

My solution,

Recruit better, prepare your kids, and put a product on the field that we can enjoy. Then we will sell it, tell our friends about it. 20k plus 10k friends=30k. hell if there is beer there, that is a bonus. IMHO>