Idea: Tie up RF and DD back to back and

[Green Grenade II]

Then, elect a coach from one of the posters on this board (not me, please, I have a busy weekend) and get a sideline pass and draw up plays on a erasable clip board and then say to the team, "Guys this is how we're gonna do things tonight against the Akron Zips. I want you to take this game over, and Woody, I want you to call all the offensive plays, based on the defense you see and the oportunities available. You can audible off any time you want, so get in there and all you guys, remember, you represent North Texas. Be proud, and let's kick some Zips butts. Now get out there and make us proud. If you get tired, hold up your hand, and we'll get fresh people in there for you."

"And defense, remember to wrap all those tackles...no arm tackling, no face-masks, and do not hit a player out of bounds once he's down.. Play smart and fly to the ball. And, Coach McKinney, as defensive coordinator, I know you have these guys ready. So let's get to their QB and bog down their offensive shemes."

"Following the game, we'll untie Dickey and Ramon, so they can take credit for the win."