Based on the Thread Regarding Johnny Q's Injury

UNTLifer · August 31, 2006

Let the exaggerations begin.

emmitt01 · August 31, 2006

Mike Ditka.

He's so tough that when he just looks at one Weebles wobble AND they fall down...out of fear.

KingDL1 · August 31, 2006

Let the exaggerations begin.
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No contest Johnny for sure,

but if you had added Chuck Norris it might have been closer.

bigrobdsp · August 31, 2006

Johnny Quinn... fear of JQ is the reason Waldo has been hiding all these years.

Stan R · August 31, 2006

It has to be JQuinn. I don't think any of the other candidates has played a football game against the BS National Champions with a bloodied stump of a hand, have they?

Eagle-96 · August 31, 2006

Johnny once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

eeally · August 31, 2006

Ok who voted for Ditka?

MeanGreenEngineer · August 31, 2006

JQ. This is going to make him a legend.

15 Years from now the posts about this story will go something like this:

I saw the Mighty Quinn break his hand, and I want to clear up any confusion.
It was the first game of the 2006 season, when we should have beat UT, but the refs robbed us... literally, the line judge held up the team bus.
Johnny Quinn caught a pass, streaked down a field and stiffed armed a defensive back so hard that his wrist exploded. What happened to the DB? Well 4 days later, when he came out of the coma, he took a vow of silence and became an ascetic monk, he now sits in the desert and tries to meditate on the 1 million true names of the Quinn.
The Quinn, meanwhile, just calmly picked up his hand and raced downfield. He unlaced the football with his good hand and then used the laces to reattach his other hand, all while carrying two defensive lineman, the entire lineback corp, and the UT special teams coach on his back... the other DB's where by now to afraid too touch him.
With two good hands, Johnny was by now unstoppable, so he of course crossed the goal line, shook off the horns scampering all over him and then spiked the ball. Its still there. At first it was too deep to dig out, and by the time science had advanced to safely remove it, it was a shrine, to which hundreds of Texas high school wide recievers come to every year, to sit in quite contemplation.
DKR was now dead silent, but a collective gasp rang out when Quinn coolly sauntered over to the sidelines and started to make out with the entire longhorn pep squad, Bevo included. You would expect Mack Brown, then their head coach and now the junior senator for North Carolina, to be furious, but we just watched in stunned silence as he wept hot, sweet tears, over come by the sheer beauty of the spectacle.

pollock · August 31, 2006

No contest Johnny for sure,
but if you had added Chuck Norris it might have been closer.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the poll, but Johnny hunted him down and ripped out his spine. He said it was because Norris is such a pussy.

pollock · August 31, 2006

Here's the real story on how JQ broke his hand. Someone showed him this picture.

He was so enraged at his left hand for almost making that gesture that he hit it with a sledgehammer just to teach it a lesson. It's not like anybody else could have broken it.