R.I.P. Albino Squirrel

FirefightnRick · August 30, 2006

Finally, that damn Hawk came through after all that time nursing it back to health and training him to seek squirrel meat. I didn't think it would work but it did.

Rick

the green rokemi · August 30, 2006

Yep, it's very obvious that Scrappy is the Godfather and he had the hawk do a hit on the squirrel...that's what happens when you forget your place and try to become bigger than what you are...

res1dg16 · August 30, 2006

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Edited August 30, 2006 by res1dg16

bigrobdsp · August 30, 2006

http://media.www.ntdaily.com/media/storage...gepublisher.com

the NT Daily sure is dedicating alot of press to this thing.

Microxot · August 31, 2006

http://media.www.ntdaily.com/media/storage...gepublisher.com
the NT Daily sure is dedicating alot of press to this thing.
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Geeze, This absurdity gets worse. It even showed up on here:

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa...l.5097e6ab.html

Mr. Zambrano said he is planning an informal memorial service during the noon hour Friday near the squirrel's home so students can mourn and share their own squirrel stories.

I love nature too but I am not going to sit around and morn for a skinny treeborn rabbit with a genetic mutation because it fufilled it's lot in nature - being food for carnivores. It wasn't some domesticated animal nor was it someone's pet.

People, this is a @#$#$@# squirrel, a furry rodent, a tree rat. It doesn't need a colletion or worshipers/fans/society to sway public opinion for some "squirrel rights" movement. Just think, a few parents are paying good money for their kids to go to college and get into squirrel organizations. Want a cause? join greenpeace, join the Sierra club, at lease understand nature and the natural order of things. Hell, even PETA has a better agenda than this stupidity.

It is crap like this that gives NT a bad rap.

Cerebus · August 31, 2006

It's the front page of the DRC.

When does the hurting stop?

LongJim · August 31, 2006

Hey, when you're in college, anything's a good reason to party.

emmitt01 · August 31, 2006

I heard that at the wake for the squirrel they would be providing kool-aid and matching tennis shoes.

Stan R · August 31, 2006

I heard that at the wake for the squirrel they would be providing kool-aid and matching tennis shoes.
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Our friends at Ark. St. will be in attendance for moral support.

Eagle1855 · August 31, 2006

I heard that at the wake for the squirrel they would be providing kool-aid and matching tennis shoes.
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emmitt01 · August 31, 2006

According to Andy Hogue (what a tool):

"I remain confident that when another ghost of the trees appears on campus in future semesters, there will be a new generation of Eagles willing to take the albino squirrel under their wings,"

Yep, the talons usually are found somewhere under the wings.

Stan R · August 31, 2006

According to Andy Hogue (what a tool):
Yep, the talons usually are found somewhere under the wings.
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Hasn't this guy graduated yet? It seems like he's a seventh year senior or something.

meangreendork · August 31, 2006

I would say that the Albino Squirrel Preservation Society has failed...to preserve the squirrel. Probably shoulda hired a security detail or something.

Stan R · August 31, 2006

I would say that the Albino Squirrel Preservation Society has failed...to preserve the squirrel. Probably shoulda hired a security detail or something.
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ASPS is to preserving the squirrel as

"Brownie" is to Katrina

res1dg16 · August 31, 2006

NOT ROAD KILL, BUT CLOSE!

Squirrel Road Kill Brunswick Stew

Recipe By : RoadKillCk

Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00

Categories : Kitmail21 Main Dishes

Wild Game/Fowl Appetizers

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method

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Squirrel Road Kill Brunswick Stew

Okay, you've got quick reflexes and have just hit a squirrel.Take that su

cker and skin it, cut the head off and remove the internal organs. Cut

squirrel into pieces and add to chopped pork of equal amounts and saute i

t slowly until light brown in 1/4 cup shortening. Then remove from the pa

n. Use the squirrel and pork fat to brown 1/2 cup of chopped onions. Pu

t the squirrel, pork and onions in a stewing pot and add 2 cups of quarte

red tomatoes. 2 cups of lima beans. 1 cup of hot water. Cayenne to taste.

Simmer till squirrel and pork is just about tender and add 3 cups of

corn. 2 spoons of Worcestershire sauce and a cup of toasted bread crumbs.

Simmer for until completely tender..then there you are!!!

NDT · September 1, 2006

Perhaps it is more than a coincidence that a Hawk attacks the squirrel shortly after ULM changes their mascot to the WarHawk. the ASPS should place blame on theWarHawks. Perhaps they could have the Squirrel stuffed and mounted and could make the game against ULM the Battle for the Albino Squirrel to be awarded to the winner each year.

UNT_playmaker · September 1, 2006

What awful publicity for UNT, I've been hearing the name Andy Hogue since i begun at UNT, he is the biggest tool of the University...

Beat Texas..........

Got5onIt · September 1, 2006

What awful publicity for UNT, I've been hearing the name Andy Hogue since i begun at UNT, he is the biggest tool of the University...
Beat Texas..........
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Who is the A-hole I keep hearing about? Andy Hogue??

bigrobdsp · September 1, 2006

ASPS is to preserving the squirrel as
"Brownie" is to Katrina
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are you saying that a security detail could have stopped Katrina??

Cerebus · September 1, 2006

are you saying that a security detail could have stopped Katrina??
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He's saying millions of Red Hawks, flapping thier wings in unison off the Gulf Coast, caused the hurricane. Payback for thousands of years of humanity encroaching on thier hunting grounds.

Once the "a bunch of patchouli smelling, two legged, rock throwers chased me off a prime squirrell kill" story gets backs to the Red Hawk High Council, I shudder to think of the repercussions.