New Rules: 23 Steps To Gridiron Sanity

[MeanGreen61]

New Rules: 23 steps to gridiron sanity

By Pat Forde

ESPN.com

It's early August, which means most college football fans have regressed into 5-year-olds with a week left until Christmas. The suspense is killing them and the calendar is moving in cruelly slow motion.

Labor Day weekend seems eternally out of reach, with too many soul-killing baseball games still to be played between now and kickoff.

To pass this excruciating time constructively, I say it's time we get educated. In homage to Bill Maher, whose schtick is blatantly and unapologetically ripped off here, I offer the New Rules for College Football Fans, 2006 edition:

Pregame beers are fine, but stop before 12.

23 steps to gridiron sanity

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/sto..._pat&id=2544246

[good_ken]

Why don't folks read what's on the board for a second before posting?

[FirefightnRick]

The last one is the best and most important on the list.

New Rule: If you turn to a sportswriter for guidance on how to be a college football fan, reevaluate your priorities.

Rick

[SilverEagle]

"New Rule: If you turn to a sportswriter for guidance on how to be a college football fan, ......as Red Forman (from That 70's show) might say "you're a DUMBASS".

60's Scrappy would say the same thing.

Edited August 10, 2006 by SilverEagle