Dale Hansen:"SMU welcomes 101 tomorrow

[Green Grenade II]

Well ,whatdaya know...good ol' Dale. He's one smart dude. Plugs SMU and they are beginning 2-a-days tomorrow." The starting quarterback wants to be in a rock band someday soon, their starting running back Dmyron Whatever, was in a bar fight. He had to make a fast trip to the Dentist. Musta run into some of those Texas Tech thugs, who have no more to do that start whiskey fights.

So, I understand the SMU pregame meal at Tech will be pancakes , served with West Texas Dusk Syrup, and eggs scrambled on the sidewalk. Great place, that desert museum called SBC Jones Stadium, or has that name changed again.

Meanwhile, we have a date with the Texas Longhorns. The National Champ Texas Longhorns, basking in t he glow of the win over USC, and the great Vicent Young.

But, alas, Vince chose to turn pro, so it's Colt and Jevan vs The Mean Green. Hold your breath here, folks, this game may be closer than anyone thinks.

See ya at the BBQ Saturday. Time to buckle those chin straps on, and chinch up those bras, ladies!

GO! MEANER THAN EVER GREEN!