Starter Ruled Ineligible

Eagle-96 · July 7, 2006

Diet Coke Boy has been declared ineligible for the upcoming season. He had been attending summer school with the hopes of improving his grades. After taking 9 hours in the first session it looked good after he passed Fresca/Shasta 1320 and Carbonation Overflow Supression 1740. Sadly when his grades came back for Advanced Pouring Dynamics 5150, he had received a failing grade leaving him just short. The Mean Green will have to rely on group of untested incoming freshmen to fill the spot and will conduct open tryouts on August 5th. Dickey asks that you come prepared to deal with a vareity of cups, ice sizes, and drinks. "We're not dealing with Diet Rite here. This is the big leagues. A good drink holder must be able to deal with Coke, Pepsi, DP, even Sams Choice if donations don't go how we want". Dickey expects to make a decision by August 28th.

Edited July 7, 2006 by Eagle-96