Aggies Being Aggies

LongJim · July 6, 2006

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meangreendork · July 6, 2006

You know, most people detach the boat from the boat trailer BEFORE the boat gets into the water. But, I guess they don't teach that down in Aggie country.

Eagle1855 · July 6, 2006

even better, it was taken on lake austin...

Stan R · July 6, 2006

I think this was a photoshop job...

Green92 · July 6, 2006

Of course it is a photoshop job, but it's still funny.

eeally · July 6, 2006

No more aggie jokes on this board. Save it for the UT board where people think it is funny.

greenminer · July 6, 2006

No more aggie jokes on this board. Save it for the UT board where people think it is funny.
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I thought it was funny.

emmitt01 · July 6, 2006

No more aggie jokes on this board. Save it for the UT board where people think it is funny.
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I thought it was damn funny. I can see it now.

Q: How many aggies does it take to go boating?

A: Two...one to drive the boat, and one to drive the heavy duty wrecker to get the pickup out of the lake.

LongJim · July 6, 2006

No more aggie jokes on this board. Save it for the UT board where people think it is funny.
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Lighten up, Francis.

mad dog · July 6, 2006

LongJim, why do I feel like we are a bunch of gorillas and you are going Dian Fossey on us?

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Is this just some bizzare anthropological study?

LongJim · July 6, 2006

LongJim, why do I feel like we are a bunch of gorillas and you are going Dian Fossey on us?
Is this just some bizzare anthropological study?

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Didn't the gorillas beat her to death with her own arm, or something? Or was that Jane Goodall and the lions...

Nah, just 58 days until kickoff. I'm jonesing, man.

green_goblin · July 6, 2006

Q: How many aggies does it take to go boating?
A: Two...one to drive the boat, and one to drive the heavy duty wrecker to get the pickup out of the lake.
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How many Aggies did it take to unscrew a light bulb?

1,001. One to hold the bulb and 1,000 to turn the house.

mad dog · July 6, 2006

Didn't the gorillas beat her to death with her own arm, or something? Or was that Jane Goodall and the lions...
Nah, just 58 days until kickoff. I'm jonesing, man.
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Ok... I was just making sure I wouldn't be seeing myself on any national geographic special.

"LongJim lived among the meangreeners for months, studying their culture, before finally being accepted as one of them."

LongJim · July 6, 2006

"LongJim lived among the meangreeners for months, studying their culture, before finally being accepted as one of them."

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DAY 167: "I seem to have hit a nerve with some of the off-topic posts, and bizarre news items. Strangely, Harry and Illuvius haven't banned me from the herd yet.

Must make note of this--perhaps they do have the capacity to reason.

I can see in the distance BIGDAWG and emmitt01 moving closer to me. They seem to be agitated, and one has picked up a branch. It is obvious that they are distressed.

Need to be careful now as they circle and are making threatening gestures. I have carefully removed my green Longhorn hat, but that hasn't seemed to calm them very mu..."

mad dog · July 6, 2006

DAY 167: "I seem to have hit a nerve with some of the off-topic posts, and bizarre news items. Strangely, Harry and Illuvius haven't banned me from the herd yet.
Must make note of this--perhaps they do have the capacity to reason.
I can see in the distance BIGDAWG and emmitt01 moving closer to me. They seem to be agitated, and one has picked up a branch. It is obvious that they are distressed.
Need to be careful now as they circle and are making threatening gestures. I have carefully removed my green Longhorn hat, but that hasn't seemed to calm them very mu..."
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ROFL

Quoted for Greatness!

EDIT: I think that this is the first Dian Fossey thread hijacking in the history of the board.

ntsumgspe · July 6, 2006

Lighten up, Francis.
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The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Eagle1855 · July 6, 2006

DAY 167: "I seem to have hit a nerve with some of the off-topic posts, and bizarre news items. Strangely, Harry and Illuvius haven't banned me from the herd yet.
Must make note of this--perhaps they do have the capacity to reason.
I can see in the distance BIGDAWG and emmitt01 moving closer to me. They seem to be agitated, and one has picked up a branch. It is obvious that they are distressed.
Need to be careful now as they circle and are making threatening gestures. I have carefully removed my green Longhorn hat, but that hasn't seemed to calm them very mu..."
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greatness!

eulesseagle · July 6, 2006

Aggie #1 meets Aggie #2 in the doctor's office.

Aggie #1: Hey Buddy how come you are here??

Aggie #2: To get circumcised!

Aggie #1: When that happened to me when I was born I could not walk for a year.

Aggie #2: faints

eulesseagle · July 6, 2006

An Aggie was driving his pick up down in the Hill Country when he was side swipped by an 18-Wheeler. The Aggie managed to jump from his truck before it went over the cliff and exploded. The 18-Wheeler stopped and the trucker came running to the Aggie who had lost his left arm. The Aggie was screaming....."my truck - my truck.....". The trucker said, "Dude, you lost your left arm and you are worried about your truck??"

The Aggie started yelling, "Oh no, my Timex, my Timex."