Top 10 about Denton

[UNTFan23]

Here are the top 10 reasons why you should never live in Denton Texas:

10: Someone will key your car.........................................every week

9: Calls to 911 will require at least 30 minutes for a response - Plan ahead! : )

8: 2 colleges in one town are too much

7: If you live in an apartment, your neighbors will most likely get drunk and jump on your ceiling ............. every night

6: There is a shortage of decent restuarants (probably due to #8)

5: There are homeless* people on every corner

* - homeless in Denton means that they make $200 an hour standing on the corners getting money from brainless people who think they are doing a good deed.

4: At least once a month, someone will:

o bump into your car

o steal pieces off you car

o sit on your car

o throw things at your car

3: The closest Best Buy is 15 miles away

2: Anything that isn't locked down will be stolen

1: It sucks...

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I found this while surfing around, procrastinating....

[EagleChick03]

Ok so I think we need a top ten reasons to LOVE Denton list!

10. Only 25 mins from Dallas

9. how pretty the campus looks during fall when all the trees have red and orange leaves and sometimes in the winter when they are covered in ice

8. Denton Jazz and Arts Fest

7. the downtown square

6. Fry Street Fair (what other town blocks off streets for a huge outdoor drunken party?!?)

5. good restaurants...yay for bagheri on saturday nights

4. FRY STREET (wings )

3. cute boys in the business building

2. the MEAN GREEN football team

1. the MEAN GREEN men's golf team

Feel free to make your own list cause I'm sure yalls is a lot different than mine and I know we all LOVE Denton for our own reasons

[Zeke]

Nothing wrong with it EagleChick, I just gotta wonder how Mens Golf made it to your #1.

[CMJ]

Believe me..the top 10 reasons that dude hated LA are more descriptive of Los Angeles than Denton.

I miss that old town.

[UNTFan23]

3.  cute boys in the business building

Thank you, EagleChick