Celina, Ohio Farmer/Rancher has bought

[Green Grenade II]

I saw this story on CNN last week! Apparently, this guy has purchased 85 Longhorn Steers, and had them trucked to his farm. He will slaughter one each day, and plans to have them all skinned and hung in refrigeration by September 9th! He said, "It's my way of saying we can slaughter a bunch of Texas Cows right here in Ohio. Besides, the Texas Quarterback can sure thow some touchdown passes from his knees. No wonder he turned pro instead of coming back to give Texas a chance at Back-To-Back National Titles."

Instead, the raw rookie Texas Longhorn Quarterbacks will have to deal with North Texas a week earlier. Their only hope is that Coach Darrell Dickey will treat the Texas game as "Mail us the check and we'll mail in our game plan."

However, I hope DD and RF have a new-found positive attitude.

Signed,

One of the Hall of Fame F---ers!

[LongJim]